RENO: Sumtimes we like to have the poop scairt rite out of us.
HOMER: And the only thing that’s more terryfying to heer than “We’re getting a dawg,” is “We’re havin a baybee.”
RENO: This movey has BOTH: DAWGS and BAYBEEZ!
HOMER: The only thing that’s missin is KLOWNZ!
RENO: KLOWNS WARING FEZZES DRIVING THOZE TINY MIJIT KLOWN KARS!!!!!
HOMER: WILE PLAYING AKORDIUN MYOOSIK!!!!
HOMER: This is a videeo that’ll kerl yer hare an yer fur and anything else that can git kurly cuz it’s a HORROR MOOVEY!
RENO: This is definitly a film yoo shoodn’t watch alone. Thare are no klownz, but it’s still pritty scary havin to lissen to them dawgs and baybeez makin those awful dawg and baybee sownds.
HOMER: I shot strate up the air win I herd that dawg howlin with the baybee! I thot my ears wuz gonna bleed!
RENO: I neerly wet my pants win I thot the dawg wuz gonna eat the baybee, but he wuz just tasting him.
HOMER: Don’t give away the ending!
RENO: So this moovey is a peeple-pleezer, wich meens yer peeps will play it a bunch for you becuz they like to watch it, too.
HOMER: I never did unnerstand why peeple like dawgs and baybeez.
RENO: There’s no accounting for taste, my frend. Espeshully among non-cat species.