HOMER: I like to spend a lot of time during the day watching the hummy berds owtside the kichen window.
RENO: Me too! Thare better than flies!
HOMER: Only yoo kant ketch em and eet em.
RENO: Why duzn’t Fansy Feest make a hummy berd flayver?
HOMER: That wood be dope! But then I woodn’t be abul to reezist eeting it, and yoo know I have a lot of fun makin the man open can after can after can win I preetend I don’t like the flayvers.
RENO: And then the Food Lady goze, “Just pore sum Party Mix on top!”
HOMER: And THEN we eet it. After he opens eleventy cans and then dumps a bunch of treets on top. Hehehehe.
RENO: Oh, yoo know wut? We’re sposed to be revyooing that berds movie.
HOMER: Oh yah. Well, this week we watched Winter Berds’ Feeding Frenzy a bunch of times.
RENO: It’s a klassik.
HOMER: Not to be kunfyoozed with DA BERDS by Alfurd Hitchkok. Wich wuzn’t that gud kuz it wuzn’t in color.
RENO: This wun had LOTS of color! I lubs thoze red berds. Thare wuz yellow berds and bloo berds too. I think it wuz in tekneecolor.
HOMER: An it wuz vary reealistik cuz I cheked behind the skreen just to make shur thoze berdies wuznt flyin in the howse!
RENO: It had good sownds. Lots of cherping and wing beeting sownds.
HOMER: AND thare’s a seekwill called Winter Berds’ Feeding Frenzy II.
RENO: The seekwill wuz werth wayting for! They make a good dubble feecher!