So I was more than a little delighted a couple of weeks ago, when I stumbled across Homer drapes in IKEA. Somewhere in that sea of humanity someones’ bug was making its way toward my sinuses and chest cavitiy, but I was blissfully unaware. For I was staring at what was the most exquisite set of window coverings I’d seen since Aisle 5.
The Homer curtains are referrred to, in the catalog, as “Mattram curtains.” But they’ve got Homer all over them. I seriously comtemplated art-projecting them…. hand-coloring the eyes to match the green-gold of Homer’s, spray-dye the white spaces. Lotsa pawsibilities!
Or maybe I should just send them to Bernadette Karzmarski as an early Christmas gift.
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And don’t forget the lutefisk!