At the Movies with Homereno: Ding Ding!

 These cats reely hafta werk for thare treets!

HOMER: I think my way is better….just skreeming that I’m gonna faint if I don’t git chikken NOW NOW NOW!

RENO: Hard to tell what’s more annoying, a bell dinging dinging dinging or you skreeming skreeming skreeming.

HOMER: Either way, we both git the treets shuvelled in!

RENO: I liked watchin theeze cats and see how they go like “Ding! Customer Service! Treet pleeze!” and wham they git the treets!

HOMER: Fassinating!

RENO: Do you think they have boyfrends?

HOMER: I dunno. They are both hot AND talented! I git dibs on the blak n wite one!

Ding Fu! Treet Fu!

RATING: 7 Paws Up

Homereno sez, “Chek it owt!”


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Mousebreath Magazine is an award-winning online magazine that celebrates cats and the cat-centric lifestyle. Editor Karen Nichols is a popular conference speaker and writer, whose current project is The Cat Scout Handbook. She is also the denmaster at

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