RENO: This week’s moovey wuz kind of a horrerr moovey.
HOMER: I’m glad yoo hided my eyes thru part of it, bro.
RENO: I watched it thru one eye. This is a moovey about an oringe-faced alien hoo takes over the country.
HOMER: Frum whut I could see, he wusn’t a happy alien like Mork or ET. I think he has the mads cuz his furz won’t go in the direkshun he wunts them to go and it’s hard to take over a planit if yoo are having a bad fur day.
RENO: I’m pritty sure if he’d just groom hisself harder his furz wood stay in place better.
HOMER: How wood you rate the moovey?
RENO: Well, I saw more of you than you did. It wuzn’t that grate, It gave me nitemares.
HOMER: I didn’t git da nitemares cuz I didn’t see it, but I shur don’t wunna watch that agin!