HOMER: This moovey wuz a reel hit with the ladey.
RENO: Yep, she’s watched it a gazillion times.
HOMER: I have never sawed a kreecher that looks like a porky pine.
RENO: He is kyoot, but I don’t think I’d wanna kerl up in my cat cup with him. He looks prikkly.
HOMER: I don’t like priks.
RENO: Me eether. I like soft an snuggly, like sheeps… or YOO!
HOMER: I don’t git the attrakshun to korn.
RENO: Boy, he shur luvs it!
HOMER: An owr ladey wuz laffin an laffin win he started talkin!
RENO: He wuz talkin with his mowth full!
HOMER: So, this moovey is pawpular with da peeple.
RENO: Yep! But no sqwerlz or berdz in this one.
HOMER: But the prikly porky pine kreecher was strangely intristing to watch.
RENO: Makes me wunder how they use kondumz!