Need to shave off a few pounds? Get Cat Spanx!

August 4, 2012 |

Kittehs, akording to servays, about a therd of you are overwate wich meens thare mite be d-i-e-t cat food in yer future. And that is six degrees of suckitude.

Forchenitly, thare’s a produkt that will let you keep on eating whutever you’ve bin eating, and still look a cupple of pownds liter. (Altho it will not help you git big mussels like I have cuz I werk out a lot.)

Sound too good to be troo? Then you obviusly haven’t tride Cat Spanx. Cat Spanx sqwish all yer fat inside of em withowt giving you too much of a muffin top. Heer are Cat Spanx in akshun:

I do not know ware you can buy this mirakul produkt but if you watch late nite teevee a commershul mite come on ware you can buy them in 3 monthly installmints of $19.99 and if you akt now you can git a kitty tredmill too. Or sumthing like that.

Thanks to Mousebreath Facebook Fan Jennifer Shear for pointing us to this miracle product.

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Skeezix the Cat -- also known as the Feline Fashionista -- has been blogging daily since March of 2005 when he was six months old. His doppelganger, Flat Skeezix, has traveled to Ireland, England, Ohio, Michigan, the Chuck Erreca Rest Stop on I5, New York, Florida, Missouri, and has been a guest of Sarge Charlie and Auntie Bee on several Carribean cruises. Skeezix loves show tunes, and counts among his idols Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand, Liza, Bernadette Peters, Jacqueline Kennedy, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Liberace and Elton John. His "special" friend is Daisy the Curly Cat.

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  1. I’m afraid if Disco tried this on, he’d get ‘man boobs’, hahameow!

  2. soo226 says:

    our nuggie has those pouches under..he is an overweight cat.but he is on a special veterinarian diet.so far he has lost about 2lbs.Cat Spanx could be effective,too. to firm up.

  3. ohhhhhhhh no! i am laffin an laffin. uv course … i, miself, wood never ware dem!
    yerz–jh

  4. Reneda Baer says:

    I’m thinking this might just be what Titan needs. {there’s a reason he’s called Titan after all} But I think they need to produce a top to go w/that bottom for him or we’ll be talking MAJOR muffin top, lol

  5. Shadow Dance Ranch Kittehs says:

    Think we will pass on the Spanx. We are very proud of our *Tiger Bellies*. We worked hard to look like our big cousins 🙂

  6. Um, yeah, we kinda like our bellies jiggling around. We wear our pouches proudly here! But we have to say, we are surprised this product is made for kitties. think they have them for woofies too? Just curious.

  7. Max says:

    Well, that’ll earn a person a late night eating off of their face…

  8. mine swinging belly flab is SEXEH! – Billy

  9. Our Mommy says we just have more belly for the rubbin! Maybe cat spanx could work for a special occasion, though.

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