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Purrime Ministerettes Shiva and Jaya
[ 9 ] May 17, 2013 |

Purrime Ministerettes Shiva and Jaya

  Today we want to introduce the Purrime Ministerettes of Planet Purrth, Shiva and Jaya. They stand at the service of all anipals except snakies. (They do, however, serve allicattors and crocs and caidudes!) They absolutely love spiders and would have them for dinner, but their mom says no. We wonder why. Who would not [...]

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Giveaway: SHEBA Gourmet Cat Food Gift Basket
[ 11 ] May 16, 2013 |

Giveaway: SHEBA Gourmet Cat Food Gift Basket

  Did somebody say NOMS? Ha! I knew I could get your attention! Whether you’re a kitteh or kitteh lover, Mousebreath and SHEBA have something for you!   Mousebreath has partnered with SHEBA® Entrees for the launch of their “SHEBA. Feed Your Passion™” Contest, featuring cat lover Eva Longoria. The SHEBA® brand celebrates the many [...]

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Wordless Wednesday
[ 3 ] May 15, 2013 |

Wordless Wednesday

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Last Week on Mousebreath

Cat Blogger Casting Call
[ 19 ] May 10, 2013 |

Cat Blogger Casting Call

  If you are a current cat blogger, either an old-timer with an established following or a newcomer just sticking a paw in the crack of the door, we would love to interview you for Mousebreath. But in order to do that, we need to know you are available and interested. So we’re holding auditions. [...]

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Win $7500 with Your Cute Cat Photo
[ 0 ] May 7, 2013 |

Win $7500 with Your Cute Cat Photo

Your cute cat photo could win you $7500 or a year’s supply of cat food in Purina’s Purely for Pets Photo Contest. There are two CATegories: Cat Sign Language and Too Cute for Words. Ten finalists in each category will be announced on June 17th, then the public will select the winner. How to Enter [...]

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Shoesday: Spicy Red Cat Sneaks
[ 0 ] May 7, 2013 |

Shoesday: Spicy Red Cat Sneaks

Do not buy these shoes. SRSLY. We love ‘em, but the source is one of those sketchy websites that looks like it could be using the online store to steal credit card numbers. So we won’t put a link to that site. Which is a shame because we love the sassy red print and comfortable [...]

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The Cat and Crazy Cat Lady Lifestyles

Top Tips for Traveling with Your Cat (INFOGRAPHIC)
[ 3 ] May 15, 2013 |

Top Tips for Traveling with Your Cat (INFOGRAPHIC)

As I’m traveling this week across the country to BlogPaws, I wonder what it would be like to travel with Skeezix or Tripper (Mao is out of the question since he’d bray at the top of his lungs for the entire duration of the flight.)  Since Tripper’s size exceeds airline regulations for under-seat travel, that [...]

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Vintage Cat Flats just $20
[ 0 ] May 14, 2013 |

Vintage Cat Flats just $20

These dressy vintage cat flats feature three smiling cat faces on each shoe. They’re gilded in silver and gold tones, and available in a size 6. If you have teeny feet, you can score these for the low low price of $20!

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Rustic Rattan Mancat Mancave
[ 1 ] May 13, 2013 |

Rustic Rattan Mancat Mancave

This mancat mancave is a nice refyoodge win yer trying to git away frum yer pesky sister. It purrvides a kozy hidey hole with slits ware you can still see evrything that’s going on. And thare’s a washable cushun on top in case you want a better view. It’s a stylish deezine, not that I [...]

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Interviews with Blogging Cats by the Funny Farmer Felines

Purrime Ministerettes Shiva and Jaya
[ 9 ] May 17, 2013 |

Purrime Ministerettes Shiva and Jaya

  Today we want to introduce the Purrime Ministerettes of Planet Purrth, Shiva and Jaya. They stand at the service of all anipals except snakies. (They do, however, serve allicattors and crocs and caidudes!) They absolutely love spiders and would have them for dinner, but their mom says no. We wonder why. Who would not [...]

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Cat Blogger Casting Call
[ 19 ] May 10, 2013 |

Cat Blogger Casting Call

  If you are a current cat blogger, either an old-timer with an established following or a newcomer just sticking a paw in the crack of the door, we would love to interview you for Mousebreath. But in order to do that, we need to know you are available and interested. So we’re holding auditions. [...]

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The Celestials … Star and Leo
[ 15 ] April 26, 2013 |

The Celestials … Star and Leo

  This week we are pleased to present the popular gray Celestial Kitties, Star and Leo, otherwise known as Princess Hissyface and Conan the Barbarian. (Life must be very interesting around their house.) Find a comfortable spot around the computer monitor or laptop and we’ll begin their interview. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you introduce yourselves [...]

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Advice and Snark from Max the Feline Life Coach

Ask Max Monday: In Which Manner Shalt I Whiz?
[ 11 ] May 13, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: In Which Manner Shalt I Whiz?

Max! I need help! I heard the people talk about coyotes in my neighborhood and how some cats have been found DEAD and I go outside a lot! What should I do! Stay inside! Dear Max, I wented to the doctor and he gave me a shot in my back and now I have to [...]

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Ask Max Monday: Shave Your Shorts!
[ 5 ] May 6, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Shave Your Shorts!

Hey Max, I have a question for you. My kitties usually sleep with me. The past couple of nights they have not. What’s up with that? I am missing my snuggle cats. Try showering. That might help. Dear Max – why is it MY fault that lamps and stuff is not glued down onto tables [...]

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Ask Max Monday: Know When To Fold ‘Em
[ 6 ] April 29, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Know When To Fold ‘Em

Dear Max, I want to ask you a very purrsonal question and it is okay if you don’t want to answer it because it is purrsonal and all. See, I whine and cry and thrash when mommie tries to trim my claws because I just know she’ll slip and cut the whole end of my [...]

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Cat Entertainment, Art and Crafts

Internet Cat Video Fest Hits the West Coast this Weekend with Cat-Art-Tech Catstravaganza!
[ 1 ] May 10, 2013 |

Internet Cat Video Fest Hits the West Coast this Weekend with Cat-Art-Tech Catstravaganza!

Are you dying to go to the Internet Cat Video Festival but can’t make it to Minneapolis this summer? If you live in the San Francisco Bay Area, you’re in luck. The Internet Cat Video Festival is holding a screening in Oakland, CA tomorrow (May 11th). And, true to high tech Bay Area form, the [...]

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Sara Swink’s Cats in Clay
[ 0 ] April 29, 2013 |

Sara Swink’s Cats in Clay

I found a Pinteresting sculptor this week, and couldn’t wait to share her work with you. Her name is Sara Swink, and there are a lot of cats peeking out from her portfolio: A cat and a donkey? But of course! She does a lot of sculptures of a cat named “Mao.” And who isn’t [...]

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Last Week to Nominate Cat Movies for Internet Cat Video Festival
[ 0 ] April 24, 2013 |

Last Week to Nominate Cat Movies for Internet Cat Video Festival

Kittehs, will you be the next Henri le Ennui Chat? Henri and filmmaker Will Braden were CATapulted to international fame last year when they won the Internet Cat Video Festival sponsored by the Walker Art Center in Minneapolis, MN. The ICVF was attended by over 10,000 rabid fans of Internet cat videos and garnered international [...]

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Other Recent Posts

CritterZone: The De-Stinkifier every Cat Lady <em>MUST</em> Own

CritterZone: The De-Stinkifier every Cat Lady MUST Own

[ 7 ] March 4, 2013 |

Would you believe me if I promised that within 12 hours your home would no longer smell like a Crazy Cat Lady’s? Would you turn your nose up at $10 off this miracle product? With the CritterZone, visitors to your house will wonder if you’ve gotten rid of your cats. It eliminates ALL ODORS. Period. [...]

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Meditations with Meezers: Live Together

Meditations with Meezers: Live Together

[ 3 ] May 13, 2013 |

We all have to live together, so we might as well live together happily.– HH the Dalai Lama Chey says: He is saying that you might want to try to get along with me and stop being so bossy. Ichiro: But I love you. That’s why I always want to sit on your head so [...]

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Elegant Chaise for the Modern Mancat

Elegant Chaise for the Modern Mancat

[ 1 ] May 6, 2013 |

  This thing is called a chaise, but you don’t chase it. It sounds like CHAYz, with  a Z sound at the end. I don’t know what the “i” is doin in the middle of the werd. Nobuddy consulted me or Skeezix win they made up the spelling.  Now, if you don’t like the green [...]

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Meditations with Meezers: Gentleness

Meditations with Meezers: Gentleness

[ 3 ] May 6, 2013 |

“Be wise. Treat yourself, your mind, sympathetically, with loving kindness. If you are gentle with yourself, you will become gentle with others.” ~ Lama Thubten Yeshe Chey says: This is why I am so gentle on myself, so that if I work hard I will even be gentle with you. Ichiro: Man, you still have [...]

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Fashion Friday Cat’s by Tsumori Chisato

Fashion Friday Cat’s by Tsumori Chisato

[ 3 ] May 3, 2013 |

  I can’t wear anything but natural fibers, so these 100% cotton cat dresses by Tsumori Chisato drew me in like a tractor beam. They come in a bright array of colors and feature a boat neckline, short sleeves and rhinestone detailing with a glitter cat print. You can buy ‘em at Yoox.com. Tees are [...]

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Shoesday: Sweet Black Flats from Urban Outfitters

Shoesday: Sweet Black Flats from Urban Outfitters

[ 3 ] April 30, 2013 |

  This week’s cat shoe is a sweet black loafer from Urban Outfitters. At $45, the price is sweet as well.  The classic slip-on is crafted in canvas and imprinted with the haunting gaze of a house panther. There’s leather piping along the top-upper, a padded footbed and rubber sole. We can see them with these [...]

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Mancat Mancave: The Palace!

Mancat Mancave: The Palace!

[ 1 ] April 29, 2013 |

Well, fokes, I think I can retire now. If found the best mancat mancave in the hole entire werld. It is this Mancat Palace that has a tapestry bed with poles so the gerlcats can do sum pole dansing, and mirrors and gold colums and even a purrsonal mouse assistant. Do you think thare’s a [...]

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The Owl and the Pussycat are Besties! (VIDEO)

The Owl and the Pussycat are Besties! (VIDEO)

[ 1 ] April 29, 2013 |

Fum and Gebra are an ulikely pair: an owl and a pussycat in Spain who’ve become BFFs. Rather than turn the other into lunch, they’ve teamed up for huntin’ and headbonkin’ and chasin’ and huggin’. Charming!     You can follow Fum and Gebra via Facebook.

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Sheba is Feeding Mousebreath’s Passion in a Big Way

Sheba is Feeding Mousebreath’s Passion in a Big Way

[ 3 ] April 26, 2013 |

Do you seize each day and wring as much as you can out of each precious moment — especially moments with your cats? Sometimes you have to remind yourself to back away from cat blogging and the computer and spend some quality time with your furry friends. I was disappointed when the Sheba brand of [...]

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Tripper Grows a ‘Stash for National Hairball Awareness Day

Tripper Grows a ‘Stash for National Hairball Awareness Day

[ 0 ] April 26, 2013 |

He thought I meant “mouse stash.” So you can see that Tripper wasn’t entirely thrilled when he found out in was actually the opportunity to sport some new facial hair, courtesy of FURminator’s National Hairball Awareness Day. Trip is one of a dozen cats across the Internet who assumed Hipster poses and handcrafted moustashes to [...]

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10 Reasons Barbie is a Crazy Cat Lady

10 Reasons Barbie is a Crazy Cat Lady

[ 3 ] April 24, 2013 |

If you’re a woman of a certain age, chances are you grew up with Barbie and you envisioned a world where you were Barbie, with the amazing wardrobe and accessories and handsome but anatomically insufficient Ken boyfriend. But did you know that Barbie is also a Cat Lady? Here’s proof (click any image for purchase [...]

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