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Betty the Cat Back with Family 2 Years and 2500 Miles Later
[ 1 ] October 21, 2014 |

Betty the Cat Back with Family 2 Years and 2500 Miles Later

Microchips rock. And one just saved the life of a plucky tortie named Betty. Betty was brought in by a good Samaritan to First Coast No More Homeless Pets in Jacksonville, FL with serious injuries, including a broken pelvis and respiratory difficulties. “Probably had been hit by a car, had fleas, just really needed some […]

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Ask Max Monday: Sorry Isn’t Enough. Nope.
[ 2 ] October 20, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Sorry Isn’t Enough. Nope.

max i am only too and a half pownds and i’m trying to bulk up a little. i eet a lot but it all comes out my pooper like a frate trane. I tride adding some fiber by kleening my lardbutt buddeez butt but the man with the short hed furz don’t like that. I […]

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Katris Cat Tower: Limitless Play for Cats ‘n’ YOU!
[ 10 ] October 17, 2014 |

Katris Cat Tower: Limitless Play for Cats ‘n’ YOU!

In the last six months, hubs and I have been drowning immersed in home reno projects. Most recently, we moved living and family room furniture out of storage into our newly carpeted and painted downstairs. The leather furniture is immune from cat scratching, something at which I’ve always rather marveled. But the dark blue upholstered […]

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Last Week on Mousebreath

Ask Max Monday: Squeak, Squeak, Squeak
[ 4 ] October 13, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

Sorry I’m late getting this online today; we had some computer issues and everything I had already done is stuck on a broken laptop, which meant re-writing and I had to ponder hard and re-organize my thinks before doing that. Max, so we asked you before about what we should do when that woman that […]

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Lagerfeld Debuts Cat Line of Handbags + Accessories
[ 0 ] October 12, 2014 |

Lagerfeld Debuts Cat Line of Handbags + Accessories

If you’re a cat-hating fashionista, these are hard times for you. First Charlotte Olympia sold a pair of cat-embroidered flats to basically everyone in the fashion industry, then Taylor Swift started toting around her cat, Olivia Benson, on her arm. Now, Karl Lagerfeld has emblazoned a new line of bags, clothes and accessories with a […]

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Cat Watch 2014 Misses the Mark. Cats are Not Lone Wolves.
[ 4 ] October 7, 2014 |

Cat Watch 2014 Misses the Mark. Cats are Not Lone Wolves.

Cat Watch 2014 is the second Horizon cat experiment in the U.K. It documents the behavior of cats when they think we’re not watching. It’s a followup to last year’s experiment, The Secret Life of Cats, that attached GPS trackers and cat cams to 50 cats in a Surrey village, then followed their activity. This year, the […]

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The Cat and Crazy Cat Lady Lifestyles

Lagerfeld Debuts Cat Line of Handbags + Accessories
[ 0 ] October 12, 2014 |

Lagerfeld Debuts Cat Line of Handbags + Accessories

If you’re a cat-hating fashionista, these are hard times for you. First Charlotte Olympia sold a pair of cat-embroidered flats to basically everyone in the fashion industry, then Taylor Swift started toting around her cat, Olivia Benson, on her arm. Now, Karl Lagerfeld has emblazoned a new line of bags, clothes and accessories with a […]

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Cat Watch 2014 Misses the Mark. Cats are Not Lone Wolves.
[ 4 ] October 7, 2014 |

Cat Watch 2014 Misses the Mark. Cats are Not Lone Wolves.

Cat Watch 2014 is the second Horizon cat experiment in the U.K. It documents the behavior of cats when they think we’re not watching. It’s a followup to last year’s experiment, The Secret Life of Cats, that attached GPS trackers and cat cams to 50 cats in a Surrey village, then followed their activity. This year, the […]

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Catdance Film Festival Now Open for Entries
[ 0 ] September 11, 2014 |

Catdance Film Festival Now Open for Entries

Buckaroo is still licking his wounds over his Fainting Goat Cat video not making it to the finals of a recent cat video contest despite pandering to the sponsors and doing some damned fine stunt cat work. He lost to a bunch of lame Vines. So he was very excited to see that Fresh Step […]

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Blogging Cat Interviews by the Funny Farmer Felines

Writers Hemingway and Shakespeare Blog
[ 8 ] October 3, 2014 |

Writers Hemingway and Shakespeare Blog

We have enjoyed becoming acquainted with Hemingway and Shakespeare from Two Cats Views.  They do, indeed have two views, which makes them interesting to interview.  Pull up a cushion and read their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your mom. Hemingway: I’m the handsome black tuxedo cat and I weigh about 19 pounds. […]

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Cindi Lou and Her Kitty Krew
[ 17 ] September 26, 2014 |

Cindi Lou and Her Kitty Krew

Cindi Lou, from the blog Through Squirrel Eyes, and the Kitty Krew – Adam, Spooky, Big Boy, Vincent, Marky, Bandit, Georgia, Gloria – are our interview guests this week. Pull up a cushion and listen to their tale. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your humans Adam: My name is Adam. My brothers are […]

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Texas Trio … Travis, Crockett and Maurice
[ 17 ] September 12, 2014 |

Texas Trio … Travis, Crockett and Maurice

Our guests today are some new blogging friends from the huge state of Texas, USA.  Together, the furries and the humans comprise a large family.  Have a seat and let’s all get better acquainted with Travis, Crockett and Maurice from Lone Star Cats. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Travis: Hi, I’m […]

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Advice and Snark from Max the Feline Life Coach

Ask Max Monday: Sorry Isn’t Enough. Nope.
[ 2 ] October 20, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Sorry Isn’t Enough. Nope.

max i am only too and a half pownds and i’m trying to bulk up a little. i eet a lot but it all comes out my pooper like a frate trane. I tride adding some fiber by kleening my lardbutt buddeez butt but the man with the short hed furz don’t like that. I […]

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Ask Max Monday: Squeak, Squeak, Squeak
[ 4 ] October 13, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

Sorry I’m late getting this online today; we had some computer issues and everything I had already done is stuck on a broken laptop, which meant re-writing and I had to ponder hard and re-organize my thinks before doing that. Max, so we asked you before about what we should do when that woman that […]

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Ask Max Monday:
[ 6 ] October 6, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday:

Oh. Um. Since I last checked, in came a question. So. Never mind. Deer Max, I deesided that maybe that littul freek cat izn’t so bad after all and maybe we can form an alliunce together and vote Fat Lard cat off the ilund. But now, Fat Lard wunts to make the littul freek cat […]

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Cat Entertainment, Art and Crafts

Cat Crafters – Check out These Vintage Cat Stamps
[ 0 ] August 7, 2014 |

Cat Crafters – Check out These Vintage Cat Stamps

Whether you collect stamps or are a crafter who creates collages or mixed media masterpieces, you will LOVE these vintage cat stamps from around the world. Yes, cats rule the planet, and what better way to prove it than by sticking cat pics all over your country’s mail? And they’re cheap — just $3.25 for […]

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13 Pain-Free Cat Tattoos
[ 3 ] July 3, 2014 |

13 Pain-Free Cat Tattoos

Maybe you have a deathly fear of needles. Or you’re afraid of making a commitment to a permanent tattoo. The solution? Temp Tatts. The best part? They only cost a couple of bucks. Here are 13 Temporary Cat Tattoos that look like the real thing, but you can scrub them off tonight and try a […]

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10 Mid-Century Modern Cat Art Prints Your Eichler Can’t Live Without
[ 5 ] June 26, 2014 |

10 Mid-Century Modern Cat Art Prints Your Eichler Can’t Live Without

These mid-century modern cat art prints were created by Donna Mibus of Dallas, TX. Though they’d be a proud centerpiece of any cat lover’s home, they’re a must-have if you live in a Mad Men-era home or are a fan of  The Jetsons. These are printed or painted on canvas with a protective satin finish […]

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