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The Le Mew Sisters, Lily and Jan
[ 5 ] April 18, 2014 |

The Le Mew Sisters, Lily and Jan

We have two lovely ladycats with us today from the blog Lily LeMew & Jan too! Lily began posting in February 2012 and Jan joined her just before Christmas of the same year. They don’t post as often as we’d like to see, but we have enjoyed reading about them since their blog opened. Funny […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Dawn
[ 0 ] April 14, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Dawn

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don’t go back to sleep. ~Rumi Chey says: This is why I am always awake a dawn. I am listening to the breeze. Ichiro: I go running around the house! Chey: You really ought to slow down and listen. You might learn secrets. Ichiro: Like how […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Devil Is In The Details. And the toilet, too.
[ 3 ] April 14, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Devil Is In The Details. And the toilet, too.

Max, one of my kitties keeps getting outside and then she gets on the roof and hollers her head off for us to come get her. She’s supposed to be an indoor-only kitty, but she pops a window open and sneaks out. We always make sure the windows are locked (and child-locked) but sometimes someone […]

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Last Week on Mousebreath

Grumpy Cat on WSJ to Purrmote Purrthday
[ 1 ] April 5, 2014 |

Grumpy Cat on WSJ to Purrmote Purrthday

Grumpy Cat celebrated her birthday this week at a flurry of media events, including this spot on WSJ Live. The “BIG EVENT” will be held on April 29th in NYC, and you can win a trip to GC’s birthday pawty from Friskies Party Mix. If it sounds like I’m really pimping Friskies, well, I kinda […]

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Win Trip for Two to NYC to Celebrate Grumpy Cat’s Birthday!
[ 2 ] April 4, 2014 |

Win Trip for Two to NYC to Celebrate Grumpy Cat’s Birthday!

Start Spreadin the News. It’s Grumpy Cat’s birthday. And you can be a part of it in New York, New York.  But you’ll have to get your Grump on, and you’ll have to act fast. Entry deadline is April 7th!   Friskies, the official host of the Grumpy Cat Birthday Pawty, has issued a 1 […]

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Facebook Buys Cat Scouts for $2 Billion
[ 7 ] April 1, 2014 |

Facebook Buys Cat Scouts for $2 Billion

Yes, cats own the Internet, and Facebook wants to get themselves some o’ that. So this weekend, a deal was inked to pay $2 billion in stock and cash to purchase Cat Scouts (catscouts.com.) Cat Scouts World Headquarters, based not far from Silicon Valley, was abuzz with the reality of the deal finally coming through. […]

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The Cat and Crazy Cat Lady Lifestyles

Aliens Gave My Cat a Beard?
[ 2 ] April 9, 2014 |

Aliens Gave My Cat a Beard?

Maybe it’s the dadaist cat lady within me, but when I saw this tshirt, the words “MUST. HAVE.” pounded through my brain like tribal drums.   And then I wondered what kind of aliens give cats beards. Klingons? Tellarites? Those Duck Dynasty guys? My money’s on the Klingons. The soundstage where the Enterprise bridge was […]

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SHOESDAY: Glitter Purrfect Flats — and Cheap!
[ 4 ] March 25, 2014 |

SHOESDAY: Glitter Purrfect Flats — and Cheap!

Casual, Classy and Comfy, slip on moccasin slipper features round toe, glitter upper with black embroidered cute cat design on vamp, non-skid sole and lightly cushioned footbed. It comes in several purrfect styles and will cost you less than $15 with Free Shipping. Yes, you read that right. Get on over there before they’re sold […]

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Singing Kitty Rocks UK Ad
[ 1 ] February 25, 2014 |

Singing Kitty Rocks UK Ad

A UK commercial has captured the fancy of England’s citizenry, all because of a cat singing a duet of “We Built this City” with a girl on a pink bicycle. Argue all you want that “We Built this City” is the worst song ever written. You can’t escape the fact that Grace Slick’s got nuthin’ […]

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Blogging Cat Interviews by the Funny Farmer Felines

The Le Mew Sisters, Lily and Jan
[ 5 ] April 18, 2014 |

The Le Mew Sisters, Lily and Jan

We have two lovely ladycats with us today from the blog Lily LeMew & Jan too! Lily began posting in February 2012 and Jan joined her just before Christmas of the same year. They don’t post as often as we’d like to see, but we have enjoyed reading about them since their blog opened. Funny […]

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Quite Cute Kwee Cats
[ 11 ] April 11, 2014 |

Quite Cute Kwee Cats

We are back with another series of cat blogger interviews.  This time we have a feline family of seven: Domino, Duchess, Piewhackits, Oliver, Pungy, Odysseus and Sneaky Pie.  We have known them as the Kwee Cats since they began blogging but they recently renamed their blog Kwee Cats & Art. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce […]

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Cathy Keisha … DJCK is in da House
[ 46 ] March 7, 2014 |

Cathy Keisha … DJCK is in da House

It is an honor to interview Cathy Keisha from the Stunning Keisha blog.  She is quite the popular, loveable character.  Pull up a cushion and make yourself comfortable as she tells her story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human family. Cathy Keisha: I’m Cathy Keisha aka Stunning Keisha, the World’s Most Stunning […]

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Advice and Snark from Max the Feline Life Coach

Ask Max Monday: The Devil Is In The Details. And the toilet, too.
[ 3 ] April 14, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Devil Is In The Details. And the toilet, too.

Max, one of my kitties keeps getting outside and then she gets on the roof and hollers her head off for us to come get her. She’s supposed to be an indoor-only kitty, but she pops a window open and sneaks out. We always make sure the windows are locked (and child-locked) but sometimes someone […]

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Ask Max Monday: Just Eat the Chicken…
[ 5 ] April 7, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Just Eat the Chicken…

Max, is it okay to wake up our human at our alarm clock? As you know, uhm..our alarm clock is different from human Of course it is. If you don’t, they’ll just stew in their own rapidly decaying slumber-laden stink, and the longer they remain in it the harder it is for them to get […]

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Ask Max Monday: Jump! Ya might as well ju-ump…
[ 4 ] March 31, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Jump! Ya might as well ju-ump…

Max, what should I do if my cat misses his jump? Should I carry him to where he wants to go or would that be too embarassing? I have a rather clumsy orange kitty. Video tape him. Seriously. Just tell him he’ll be an Internet star if he lets you. He won’t mind. After that…if […]

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Cat Entertainment, Art and Crafts

13 Cat Valentine Gifts and Cards — all Handcrafted
[ 2 ] January 30, 2014 |

13 Cat Valentine Gifts and Cards — all Handcrafted

Can you believe that Valentine’s Day is just around the corner? Celebrate it in a special way with these hand crafted gifts… click any image to get the product information.   First, you’ll have to figure out what to wear… Valentine heart cat neckband (don’t wear without supervision): Do you slow-blink your human? Here’s the […]

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13 Cat Quilts that Aren’t Your Momma’s Quilts!
[ 3 ] August 29, 2013 |

13 Cat Quilts that Aren’t Your Momma’s Quilts!

This week’s Thursday 13 is all about cat quilts… and these aren’t your momma’s quilts. More art than utilitarian textiles, these are more likely to be displayed on your wall than folded up on the foot of your bed…. although your kittehs might like curling up with them!   David Taylor creates exquisite paintings in […]

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13 Cat Collages for the Purrfect Living Space
[ 2 ] August 8, 2013 |

13 Cat Collages for the Purrfect Living Space

Collage art is infinitely interesting, providing an ongoing Easter egg hunt as you discover new facets of the work. They can be as elementary as a school kid’s magazine-pastings to sophisticated mixed media works by “real” artists. This week we have 13 cat collage works any cat lover would love to have adorn her walls: […]

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GIVEAWAY: $100 in Tidy Cats® Cat Litter Coupons!

GIVEAWAY: $100 in Tidy Cats® Cat Litter Coupons!

[ 25 ] January 17, 2014 |

Buckaroo Foobar has been pestering Mousebreath HQ for a Spokescat job. He’s tired of being called Hellboy and wants to redeem himself. So, we’re using him to show off the prizes in our first giveaway of 2014: the winner gets $100 worth of $5-off coupons for Tidy Cats cat litter. We know you want it. […]

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CritterZone: The De-Stinkifier every Cat Lady <em>MUST</em> Own

CritterZone: The De-Stinkifier every Cat Lady MUST Own

[ 7 ] March 4, 2013 |

Would you believe me if I promised that within 12 hours your home would no longer smell like a Crazy Cat Lady’s? Would you turn your nose up at $10 off this miracle product? With the CritterZone, visitors to your house will wonder if you’ve gotten rid of your cats. It eliminates ALL ODORS. Period. […]

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The Sisterhood of the Traveling Frowns to Give Grumpy Cat The. Worst. Birthday. EVER!

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Frowns to Give Grumpy Cat The. Worst. Birthday. EVER!

[ 9 ] April 11, 2014 |

The Cat Scouts organization has found an innovative way to help Grumpy Cat celebrate her 2nd birthday (which culminates with a gala pawty in NYC on April 29th). They’ve organized The Sisterhood of the Traveling Frowns. Frowns on a stick will make their way to Cat Scouts around the world, where the scouts will take […]

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Dylan the Orangie Walled up in Home Remodel

Dylan the Orangie Walled up in Home Remodel

[ 64 ] April 10, 2014 |

Dylan the Cat was walled up in his own home during a remodel — a remodel that was undertaken while the homeowners were on vacation. His parents left Dylan the tubby tabby and his fursib, Owen, home alone while they went on a week’s vacation, during which a new shower was installed. Returning home in […]

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Farty Feline Finds Furever Home

Farty Feline Finds Furever Home

[ 10 ] April 9, 2014 |

A shelter cat in upstate New York was returned to the shelter two days after adoption in February. Not for inappropriate peeing or scratching or putting on the bitey, but for excessive flatulence. According to intake papers, “he farts all the time,” and the 2-day owner suggested that the frequency and pungency of Lenny’s exhaust […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Myth

Meditations with Meezers: Myth

[ 2 ] April 7, 2014 |

Unfold your own myth.” ― Rumi, The Essential Rumi Chey says: I am always striving to do this. Ichiro: Yes, I do think much of what you believe about yourself is a myth.

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Meditations with Meezers: Prison

Meditations with Meezers: Prison

[ 1 ] March 31, 2014 |

Why do you stay in prison when the door is so wide open? ~Rumi Chey says: So when the cat carrier is open, you have to jump out immediately. Ichiro: I know. I do that very fast. And when the sliding door is open. Chey: And if only that would close again…

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Meditations with Meezers: Your Own Life

Meditations with Meezers: Your Own Life

[ 1 ] March 24, 2014 |

The true experience is living your own life. Then, even the holiest of words are only words.’ ~ Deng Ming-Dao Chey says: And because I live my own life, and know that words are only words, I am a wise cat. I get on the counters even when the humans say no. Ichiro: Umm… I […]

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Ask Max Monday: You Are Your Own Alarm Clock

Ask Max Monday: You Are Your Own Alarm Clock

[ 2 ] March 24, 2014 |

Max, our the mom is totally GROSS. We need to know how to retaliate from the unfortunate “chunk blast” that Sammy got in the way of. Yeah yeah, the mom will tell you that he was straddling the human litterbox while she was TRYING to NOT blow chunks on him and he would not move […]

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INFOGRAPHIC: Human Food that’s OK to Eat!

INFOGRAPHIC: Human Food that’s OK to Eat!

[ 1 ] March 19, 2014 |

Our friends at PetCareRX have released an inforgraphic showing what people food cats CAN eat! And the good news is, kale is not on that list. Eat up, kittehs!

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Meditations with Meezers: Happy

Meditations with Meezers: Happy

[ 1 ] March 17, 2014 |

  Realize you can be happy this moment for no reason. Arthur D. Saftlass Chey says: This is as good of a reason as any to start randomly playing with toys. Ichiro: Or to sit on your head.

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Ask Max Monday: A Moment of Zen. Or Nip.

Ask Max Monday: A Moment of Zen. Or Nip.

[ 4 ] March 17, 2014 |

Max, we gots no spring here by Shikoggo. It’s still snowing and being crappy, and now the food lady is sick. When we sniff her mouf, it smells like coff drops and sads. She sleeps too late and sniffs a lot, and she needs a baff (we bofe tried to baff her, but she doesn’t […]

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