Mousebreath! A magazine for cats.

A lifestyle magazine by cats for cats, kittens and cat lovers

  • The heated catnip mat

    There are lots of catnip mats out there.  My person (well I call her Mom but my person seems like it's a bit more professional don't you think?  Cause you know, Mousebreath is PROFESSIONAL?) sees them all the time.  We even have one of those catnip mats that ...

  • Jimmy-Choo-pink-black--leopard-print-patent-leather-pumps

    Source: poshposh.com via mousebreath on Pinterest Are you ready for Shoesday, ladies?????? This week's spotlight is on a pair of sleek pink leopard print patent leather pumps by Jimmy Choo. They feature glitter flecks, a 4" heel a pointed toe, contrast black perforated leather trim and cutout detailing. Slip ...

  • Cat Humor: Cat Boredom (CB) IS treatable, as you can see in this PSA (for cats only)

    Let's face it. Most of you kittehs only reed Mousebreath cuz yer bord and thare's only so much nappin' you can do during the day. If you think yer afflikted with CB (Cat Boredom), help is on the way... of korse, YOO have to take that ferst step. ...

  • Meditations with Meezers

      “Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.” Zen Quote Chey says: And this is why cats are always relaxed.  We are always who we are. Ichiro: Then why do you startled every time I walk into the room? Chey: If you never walked into the ...

  • flying spaghetti monster cat cave

    Hey everycat, Fred heer, with this week's edishun of Mancat Mancaves. This custom felted mancave is cozy and cumfterbul. It's gray wich is a vary mancatly color like sumthing a jentleman mancat wood sleep in. It has tennikels in the top but the tennikels don't look like hoo-has. ...

  • Ask Max Thompson catiquette expurt

    hey max. how do i stop my kitty from bugging me for a treat at 6 am in the morning? Get up at 5 a.m. and feed him. Problem solved. Max-My Peoples watch zombie movies all the time and it makes me a-scared. If my peoples get eated into zombies, ...

  • watercolor cat and mom by susan faye

    I'd LIke to pay homage to all of the moms out there whose "kids" are cats. Especially the ones whose ONLY kids are cats. We get shortchanged on Mother's Day. We're not acknowledged by most for the love, care and support we give the felines in our families. [caption ...

  • Japanese Cat Cafe

    Vienna is now the home of the city's first cat café, the Café Neko. Pawpularized in Japan, cat cafés are scarce in Europe. Café Neko is run by five cats: Sonja, Luca, Moritz, Momo and Thomas who socialize with the patrons and pad across catwalks while customers have ...

  • video master class at blogpaws 2012

    Dog Files Filmmaker Ken Bell will be hosting a Video Production Workshop at BlogPaws 2012 on Thursday June 21 in Salt Lake City. He's not only the creator and executive producer of the video series and website, Dog Files, but also the Animal Planet special Hero Dogs of ...

  • a cats guide to eating cartoon -- friday funnies cat humor

    This week's Friday Funnies Cat Cartoon addresses everycat's favorite subject: eating. How do you eat? Do you follow these rules?

  • things cats can do to their moms they love them - mother's day

    Kittehs, if you're hard-pressed as to what to get yer mom for Mother's Day (considering you probly don't have any milk money), here are 13 ways to tell yer mom you love her without braking the bank. Let her sleep in on Mother's Day. Yes, you may starve having ...

  • Jackson Galaxy's book, Cat Daddy, goes on sale today

    Jackson Galaxy's book Cat Daddy: What the World's Most Incorrigible Cat Taught Me About Life, Love, and Coming Clean went on sale today and it is quite possibly the best, least conventional cat book I've ever read. If you believe in fate, that some animals are thrust into ...

Wordless Wednesday

Posted by mousebreath! On February - 8 - 2012 1 Comment

Joplin Tornado Cat Home 8+ Months Later

Posted by mousebreath! On February - 7 - 2012 3 Comments
Sir Patrick the cat survived the Joplin tornado, and is now reunited with his mom

Though it's a month early for ST Patrick's Day, SIR Patrick the Cat seems to have the luck of the Irish on his side. Last April he was sucked up through three windows and a screen into the vortex of the Joplin tornado. His guardian had given him ...Click to read more

It Must be Shoesday!

Posted by mousebreath! On February - 7 - 2012 4 Comments
Stella Olympia red velvet cat wedge shoes

I confess. I cannot wear heels or wedgies any longer. The decades I spent in 4-inch heels that forced me to walk tippy-toed took their toll in the form of painful bunions that keep me from now wearing anything more stylish than Crocs. That however, does not keep ...Click to read more

Counter Balance Cat Cartoon

Posted by mousebreath! On February - 7 - 2012 1 Comment
Funny Cat on the counter cartoon

Usually we reserve the cartoons for Friday Funnies, but today was a no-good-gloomy-cold-frowny kind of day and we needed a smile. Thought you might, too. If you're a cat mom (or dad) sitting at work, this is what your kitchen counter looks like right now. hehehehe.... Click to read more

Meditations with Meezers: Continual Feast

Posted by Cheysuli On February - 6 - 2012 8 Comments
Meditations with Meezers: Continual Feast

  Cultivate the merry heart, develop the happiness habit, and life will become a continual feast. ~Norman Vincent Peale Cheysuli says: My human works hard to keep me happy. Ichiro: I shall work on this.  I'm hungry and can't wait for my feast. Cheysuli: You wait on that Ichiro. You wait... Click to read more

Ask Max Monday: To Kick, Or Not To Kick…?

Posted by Max the Psycho Kitty On February - 6 - 2012 5 Comments
Ask Max Thompson catiquette expurt

Our human is saving moneys to get us a spiffy new toy. Which should we get first, Da Bird or one of those balls that drop crunchy treats when you bat them around? Oh, this one is easy. You need to get Da Bird. Da Bird is freaking AWESOME ...Click to read more

Get $25 to Try Minted Designer Greeting Cards!

Posted by mousebreath! On February - 5 - 2012 4 Comments
skeezix the cat on minted valentine

Well, this weekend we worked on completing Skeezix's Valentine's Day card. I got a free set of mini classroom sized valentines from Minted, and I'm a repeat customer, so Skeezix and I had fun picking out JUST the right design. Because of course, Feb 14th determines the state ...Click to read more

This Mancat Mancave is a Futuristic Dream

Posted by Fred On February - 5 - 2012 2 Comments
kokon modern pet house mancat mancave

If you are the kind of mancat who wants to exood a metrosexual vibe, I can rekummend this lovely villa frum Franse (ware the kittehs ware no pants!!) If you are trying to attrakt a sofisticated ladycat to yer crib, this one mite do the job and ...Click to read more

sooper bowl-xlvi

Posted by Jeter Harris On February - 4 - 2012 4 Comments
On the Gridiron -- Football commentary by Jeter Harris

brudderz an sistahz an sportz fanz uv all agez ... i'm jeter harris heer on da gridiron wid mi brudder matsui in da grate state uv indiana waitin fer da sooper bowl to begin. dis iz kinda eksitin fer me ... cuz i'm beginnin to lern a little ...Click to read more

10 Cats Primed for Superbowl Sunday

Posted by mousebreath! On February - 4 - 2012 1 Comment
Football cat is ready for the superbowl

Mousebreath scoured the interwebs for the ten cats most primed and ready for tomorrow's Superbowl kickoff. These diehard feline fans will have an eagle eye on every play and screw the commercials: they're in it for the rough-n-tumble action! How about you? Timmy "Tortie 'Tude" Thompson       Babe "Blue Ox" Bunyan         ...Click to read more

My Cat from Hell Marathon Starts…. NOW!

Posted by skeezix On February - 4 - 2012 Comments Off
My cat from hell with jackson galaxy marathon today

If you're new to the miracle that is My Cat from Hell with Jackson Galaxy on Animal Planet, you're in for a treat. Today, Animal Planet is running a Cat from Hell Marathon -- you can veg out with 8 hellish episodes! My Cat from Hell features cats with ...Click to read more

Friday Funnies: Why Dogs R Evil

Posted by mousebreath! On February - 3 - 2012 Comments Off