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Got Stankface? GIVEAWAY Tidy Cats #spons
[ 4 ] July 27, 2016 |

Got Stankface? GIVEAWAY Tidy Cats #spons

Special to Mousebreath by Banzai We have a noo kittin in the howse and he has stinky poops that wood cauze an ixplosion if you lited a match. It’s enuf to kerl yer ears inside out. The ladey sez I just haff to be payshunt acuz he is gitting ajusted to noo foods and got dewermed […]

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Ask Max Monday: Hit 225 Points, You Get A Free Ice Cream
[ 1 ] July 25, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: Hit 225 Points, You Get A Free Ice Cream

Dear Max, Once again I need help in training my human. Now she says she will re-tire in a few years. OK so she needs new tires just get them, don’t tell me about it. I only go in the car once get a year anyway, Bast willing. Then she says when she re-tires she […]

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5 Cat Lady Sandals and FlipFlops Your Paws are Screaming For!
[ 2 ] July 23, 2016 |

5 Cat Lady Sandals and FlipFlops Your Paws are Screaming For!

I live in sandals year-round. Not just because I live in California and it’s illegal not to, but because I have a debilitating bunion that makes enclosed shoes a special kind of medieval torture. So I was delighted to run acoross these hand-crafted sandals and flip flops. The special leather ones at the top are […]

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Last Week on Mousebreath

Did You Miss the Wedding of the Year?
[ 11 ] July 23, 2016 |

Did You Miss the Wedding of the Year?

In a ceremony rivaling that of William and Kate’s in opulence and grandeur, Mauricio and Allie tied the knot today in a lavish ceremony held in the pergola of the Order of the Arrowhead Lodge at Cat Scouts. Mauricio, of course, is the brains behind The Cat on My Head, and Allie heads up Friends […]

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Nurse Rad is no Nurse Ratchett
[ 1 ] July 22, 2016 |

Nurse Rad is no Nurse Ratchett

Rademenesa was a wee kitten when he nearly died from a respiratory infection. The veterinary hospital that saved this lucky black cat’s life adopted him as the full-time hospital cat, and Nurse Rad takes his work very seriously. He’s the Chief Medical Cuddler, aiding the recovery of patients with CPR (cuddles, purrs and relaxation.) He’s […]

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Ask Max Monday: How To Make A Kajillion Dollars
[ 7 ] July 18, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: How To Make A Kajillion Dollars

Hey Max, I can see how you and Buddah are such unique and sometimes demanding cats that the Woman might want an animal free period (at least until they decide they must have a cat in the house again – or maybe an elephant). I have a question about my crankypants cat. I never do […]

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The Cat and Crazy Cat Lady Lifestyles

5 Cat Lady Sandals and FlipFlops Your Paws are Screaming For!
[ 2 ] July 23, 2016 |

5 Cat Lady Sandals and FlipFlops Your Paws are Screaming For!

I live in sandals year-round. Not just because I live in California and it’s illegal not to, but because I have a debilitating bunion that makes enclosed shoes a special kind of medieval torture. So I was delighted to run acoross these hand-crafted sandals and flip flops. The special leather ones at the top are […]

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New Jersey Cats Will be Taken Out to the Ballgame Saturday
[ 0 ] July 6, 2016 |

New Jersey Cats Will be Taken Out to the Ballgame Saturday

If you live anywhere in or near New Jersey (as in, to the right of the Mississippi river) head over the FirstEnergy Park in Lakewood NJ this Saturday, where they will be celebrating CATurday. The BlueClaws will be wearing special jerseys that will be auctioned off to benefit BlueClaws Charities. If you can’t be at the game […]

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What Happens to Your Pets When You Move to Assisted Living?
[ 5 ] June 29, 2016 |

What Happens to Your Pets When You Move to Assisted Living?

My June sucked. An emergency situation occurred that required immediate removal of my mom from her home into assisted living. She’s 87, so it wasn’t a shock, but I wasn’t expecting to get a call from the police on Memorial Day telling me she was being taken to the hospital after being found wandering around confused […]

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Advice and Snark from Max the Feline Life Coach

Ask Max Monday: Hit 225 Points, You Get A Free Ice Cream
[ 1 ] July 25, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: Hit 225 Points, You Get A Free Ice Cream

Dear Max, Once again I need help in training my human. Now she says she will re-tire in a few years. OK so she needs new tires just get them, don’t tell me about it. I only go in the car once get a year anyway, Bast willing. Then she says when she re-tires she […]

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Ask Max Monday: How To Make A Kajillion Dollars
[ 7 ] July 18, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: How To Make A Kajillion Dollars

Hey Max, I can see how you and Buddah are such unique and sometimes demanding cats that the Woman might want an animal free period (at least until they decide they must have a cat in the house again – or maybe an elephant). I have a question about my crankypants cat. I never do […]

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Ask Max Monday: It’s Okay To Be Pet Free
[ 9 ] July 11, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: It’s Okay To Be Pet Free

Dear Max, As purr usual you were right! We tried out the elephant or should I say smellephant? We rented a nice one just to try it out but we couldn’t even get her through the front door and she missed her family so she went back home. Maybe when the time is right I’ll […]

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Cat Entertainment, Art and Crafts

Cat-Inspired Exhibit at Worcester Art Museum
[ 2 ] July 15, 2016 |

Cat-Inspired Exhibit at Worcester Art Museum

There’s something for every cat lover in Worcester MA this summer. “Meow: A Cat-Inspired Exhibition” in running at the Worcester Art Museum through Sept. 4. Adam Rozan, director of audience engagement, and museum director Matthias Waschek said that the exhibit is part of a push to reengage the community with the museum. So far, it’s been a roaring […]

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Matouenpeluche: French for Cute Cat Prints
[ 3 ] July 9, 2016 |

Matouenpeluche: French for Cute Cat Prints

Matou en Peluche means “Plush Tomcat” and under this banner Sam Battersby produces original drawings, cards, posters, prints and badges, mostly with felines front and center. (Click any image below for purchase info.) He’s a genius at capturing catitude, and his prints are so affordable you’ll be tempted to buy out the store! Just $6.50 […]

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5 Reasons You’ll Fall in Love with Cat Hoop Art
[ 0 ] June 1, 2016 |

5 Reasons You’ll Fall in Love with Cat Hoop Art

Kids today! Probably wouldn’t know an embroidery hoop from a garter belt. But seeing one immediately transports me to 7th grade summer school, when one of our home ec projects was learning to embroider a flour-sack kitchen towel. My fingertips were pincushions as I mastered French knots and the lazy Daisy stitch. 90% of my lifetime […]

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Funny Farm Felines Interview Blogging Cats

Jaimi Ilama and The Upstairs Cat
[ 10 ] April 15, 2016 |

Jaimi Ilama and The Upstairs Cat

We are doing something different this week. Instead of interviewing a cat blogger or a cat with a social media presence, we would like to introduce you to a new writer of children’s books that feature animal stories with a life lesson. The first book of the series is about … what else! … a […]

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The Board of Library Cats
[ 10 ] February 12, 2016 |

The Board of Library Cats

We were pleased to meet the felines from the blog Library Board of Cats late last year. (You can also find them on Doggie and Kitty Caperz.)  They agreed to sit down with us so we can learn more about them as individuals, but the interview was delayed as we each had a furry member […]

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Daily Wisdom of 7 Cats and Counting
[ 6 ] October 30, 2015 |

Daily Wisdom of 7 Cats and Counting

We are pleased to interview Finnegan, Charlie, Phelps, Darth Vader, Quicksilver, Amber and Lily from the blog, Daily Feline Wisdom. FunnyFarmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Finnegan: We are a family of seven cats. Our names, in order of oldest to youngest, are Charlie (formerly known as Pumpkin), Phelps (aka Phelpsie), Darth Vader, […]

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Other Recent Posts

Turkish Cat Leads Coup Attempt

Turkish Cat Leads Coup Attempt

[ 2 ] July 16, 2016 |

Turkey’s street cats are legendary, a pawpular photo subject of tourists. A recent shot, taken in Instabul, in the midst of the recent coup attempt, went viral. And no surprise why… the tabby was in the thick of it, straddling rifles, unfazed by the fusillade of gunfire. Be safe, Coup Cat!

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With Cameron Out, Will Larry Get the Axe?

With Cameron Out, Will Larry Get the Axe?

[ 1 ] July 13, 2016 |

As outgoing British Prime Minister David Cameron packed up his belongings yesterday to move from #10 Downing St and make way for his successor, Theresa May, the status of Larry, the cat who runs the U.K., has been called into question. Will he be kicked to the curb like Cameron? Like most British pols, Larry has […]

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Geezer Cat Gets 2nd Chance and a New Career

Geezer Cat Gets 2nd Chance and a New Career

[ 6 ] July 8, 2016 |

Catsby was old, irritable, unhealthy, and miserable at the shelter. He had hissy fits around other animals. And, he had health issues and a lot of emotional baggage. At 14, it was unlikely he’d find a home. Enter Danielle Joy Whatley, the owner of the Second Edition Book Shop in Davie, Florida. An animal lover, she […]

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Ask Max Monday: We’ll Take Toothy Death For $100, Alex…

Ask Max Monday: We’ll Take Toothy Death For $100, Alex…

[ 5 ] July 4, 2016 |

Sound advice, as always, Max. What would kitties ever do without you? They’d have to Google a lot, which means they would get more fur stuck in the keys of the computer, which means people would be upset a lot more…I have to live to, like, 100 just to keep peace throughout 4,321,593 households. Max, […]

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Browser Keeps His Library Job!

Browser Keeps His Library Job!

[ 7 ] July 2, 2016 |

Well, the Interwebs has spoken: Browser the Library Cat will keep the job he holds so dear. Ever the overachiever, Browser attends the library’s GED classes and has earned an honorary diploma. Every year the library sells a Browser calendar as a fundraiser. But as reported here, a disgruntled dog owner rallied to have the former […]

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Dog Owner Gets Library Cat Fired

Dog Owner Gets Library Cat Fired

[ 2 ] June 28, 2016 |

The city council of White Settlement, Texas, has fired library cat Browser from his job. The former stray has toiled for six long years as the town’s library cat. Lillian Blackburn, president of the Friends of the White Settlement Public Library, was quoted by the Star-Telegram as saying, “That cat has been loved by people of all […]

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Ask Max Monday: Yes, We’ll Take That Card Back

Ask Max Monday: Yes, We’ll Take That Card Back

[ 6 ] June 27, 2016 |

Dear Max, Happy belated birfy day. Yesterday we were busy and couldn’t write to you because my sisfur had to go to the stabby lady house and they decided to keep her, well only until she’s better. She stopped eating and was dehydrated. She even lost two pounds. Her white count was high and they […]

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Got Poop? Win a Littervention! (GIVEAWAY) #spons

Got Poop? Win a Littervention! (GIVEAWAY) #spons

[ 4 ] June 24, 2016 |

I’m lucky to have cats with excellent litter habits. But try as I might to train them otherwise, they seem to delight in bolting from the box like Olympic gymnasts landing their dismounts, hoping to win points for flair. And after Tripper digs for China, the laundry porch could be mistaken for a quarry. This results in […]

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Kittehs! You Don’t Have to be 21 Years Old to Enjoy Vino!

Kittehs! You Don’t Have to be 21 Years Old to Enjoy Vino!

[ 2 ] June 21, 2016 |

Kittehs are often disappointed that most don’t live to the legal drinking age of 21. No cosmos, no brewskis, no vino. If you’re an indoor cat, you can’t sneak off to a liquor store, hang around outside and wait for a geezer cat to show up so you can ask him to buy for you in exchange for […]

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