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Shoesday: Cat Zombie Shoes
[ 0 ] August 19, 2014 |

Shoesday: Cat Zombie Shoes

If you’re unafraid of zombies, check out these cat zombie shoes. They are custom handmade and handpainted on ballet flats. Just don’t let them eat your brains, and keep them away from kittens who could die of fear upon seeing zombies.) They are quite cheap — only $55.00. Order them at Etsy.

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Ask Max Monday: Nursing 101
[ 2 ] August 18, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Nursing 101

Max, Max, Max… has yoo heard of MANGOSTEEN? They’re funny purple thingies that smell really, really, super good. Whenever our hooman buys them I get to them and sniff sniff sniff them and rub myself all over them. Sometimes you get free ants with them too! The humans eat them tho, and I don’t like […]

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Bailey Boat Cat – Adventures of a Feline Afloat
[ 2 ] August 14, 2014 |

Bailey Boat Cat – Adventures of a Feline Afloat

Bailey Blue lives on a boat and has many exciting adventures, as you might guess. The intrepid Siamese sailor has just published a book about his adventures, and it’s a doozy! The book is beautifully produced, with lush photos of Bailey in action. He swims! He sails! He threatens to make his humans walk the […]

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Last Week on Mousebreath

Ask Max Monday: Cat Magnet, Babe Magnet, Same Thing
[ 4 ] August 4, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Cat Magnet, Babe Magnet, Same Thing

Dear Max, I have a complaint about my human. I spent much time training her to give me treats when she comes in the door after being gone more than 10 minutes. Now she is reasonably well trained, but she gives them to Snickerdoodle too and that drooling slimebag always gets to her first and […]

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50% Off Pet Apparel This Weekend Only at PetSmart!
[ 0 ] August 1, 2014 |

50% Off Pet Apparel This Weekend Only at PetSmart!

Don’t miss out on this month’s savings for cats at PetSmart. There’s a huge sale this weekend, with much of the pet apparel marked at 50% off, 20% off  Halloween costumes, and savings on flea and tick treatments. Here are the details — sale is only Aug 1st-3rd, so get your furry little tushes down […]

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What if You Let a Cat Design Your Home? INFOGRAPHIC
[ 2 ] July 31, 2014 |

What if You Let a Cat Design Your Home? INFOGRAPHIC

Cat owners are increasing eager to catify their homes, as evidenced by Kate Benjamin and Jackson Galaxy’s new book, Catification. But hey, who’s better at catifying your home than your cat? Kittehs: Are there any rooms you would add to the list below? What if you let a cat design your home by Terrys Fabrics. […]

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The Cat and Crazy Cat Lady Lifestyles

Bailey Boat Cat – Adventures of a Feline Afloat
[ 2 ] August 14, 2014 |

Bailey Boat Cat – Adventures of a Feline Afloat

Bailey Blue lives on a boat and has many exciting adventures, as you might guess. The intrepid Siamese sailor has just published a book about his adventures, and it’s a doozy! The book is beautifully produced, with lush photos of Bailey in action. He swims! He sails! He threatens to make his humans walk the […]

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CANIDAE® Grain Free PURE Taste Treats GIVEAWAY
[ 8 ] August 5, 2014 |

CANIDAE® Grain Free PURE Taste Treats GIVEAWAY

Want a cat treat your furry friend will gobble down with fervor? One that’s not loaded with cheap grain fillers? Then grab a pack of CANIDAE Grain Free PURE Taste Treats right now! No, wait a minute. First you need to enter our CANIDAE giveaway! I recently got a pack of Chicken and of Salmon […]

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50% Off Pet Apparel This Weekend Only at PetSmart!
[ 0 ] August 1, 2014 |

50% Off Pet Apparel This Weekend Only at PetSmart!

Don’t miss out on this month’s savings for cats at PetSmart. There’s a huge sale this weekend, with much of the pet apparel marked at 50% off, 20% off  Halloween costumes, and savings on flea and tick treatments. Here are the details — sale is only Aug 1st-3rd, so get your furry little tushes down […]

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Blogging Cat Interviews by the Funny Farmer Felines

California Annie and Philadelphia Pierrot
[ 12 ] August 8, 2014 |

California Annie and Philadelphia Pierrot

Annie and Pierrot are from the blog Annie @ Lucy’s Lounge. Many of you might know them from the days of Lucy and Simba. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your humans. Annie:  I’m Annie. I’m an orange tabby, eight-years-old. I love sun puddles and treats. I’m told my tummy is getting too big. […]

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Pipo and Minko, Valentine Siameezers
[ 11 ] July 25, 2014 |

Pipo and Minko, Valentine Siameezers

We are delighted to introduce Pipo and Minko, two handsome Siamese from a blog with the intriguing  name, of WeBeesSiameezers.  They are new to blogging but some of you might know them from Catster.  Pull up a cushion and be comfortable while you read their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your family, […]

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All Fur … Cleo, Marbles, Pickles and Dinnermintz
[ 15 ] July 18, 2014 |

All Fur … Cleo, Marbles, Pickles and Dinnermintz

We have interviewed our new Australian friends, Cleo, Marbles, Pickles and Dinnermintz, the cats from All Fur One and One Fur All.  If you haven’t met them yet, be sure to go by and do so.  Meanwhile, pull up a cushion and listen to their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your family. […]

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Advice and Snark from Max the Feline Life Coach

Ask Max Monday: Nursing 101
[ 2 ] August 18, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Nursing 101

Max, Max, Max… has yoo heard of MANGOSTEEN? They’re funny purple thingies that smell really, really, super good. Whenever our hooman buys them I get to them and sniff sniff sniff them and rub myself all over them. Sometimes you get free ants with them too! The humans eat them tho, and I don’t like […]

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Ask Max Monday: The 3 C’s. Use Them.
[ 3 ] August 11, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The 3 C’s. Use Them.

So the mom has stopped giving us treats – we don’t know what we did to deserve that, but apparently we hissed her off about something. oh she says we are all too “fat” but so is she and that does not stop HER from stuffing her face with crap that is not good for […]

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Ask Max Monday: Cat Magnet, Babe Magnet, Same Thing
[ 4 ] August 4, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Cat Magnet, Babe Magnet, Same Thing

Dear Max, I have a complaint about my human. I spent much time training her to give me treats when she comes in the door after being gone more than 10 minutes. Now she is reasonably well trained, but she gives them to Snickerdoodle too and that drooling slimebag always gets to her first and […]

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Cat Entertainment, Art and Crafts

Cat Crafters – Check out These Vintage Cat Stamps
[ 0 ] August 7, 2014 |

Cat Crafters – Check out These Vintage Cat Stamps

Whether you collect stamps or are a crafter who creates collages or mixed media masterpieces, you will LOVE these vintage cat stamps from around the world. Yes, cats rule the planet, and what better way to prove it than by sticking cat pics all over your country’s mail? And they’re cheap — just $3.25 for […]

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13 Pain-Free Cat Tattoos
[ 3 ] July 3, 2014 |

13 Pain-Free Cat Tattoos

Maybe you have a deathly fear of needles. Or you’re afraid of making a commitment to a permanent tattoo. The solution? Temp Tatts. The best part? They only cost a couple of bucks. Here are 13 Temporary Cat Tattoos that look like the real thing, but you can scrub them off tonight and try a […]

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10 Mid-Century Modern Cat Art Prints Your Eichler Can’t Live Without
[ 5 ] June 26, 2014 |

10 Mid-Century Modern Cat Art Prints Your Eichler Can’t Live Without

These mid-century modern cat art prints were created by Donna Mibus of Dallas, TX. Though they’d be a proud centerpiece of any cat lover’s home, they’re a must-have if you live in a Mad Men-era home or are a fan of  The Jetsons. These are printed or painted on canvas with a protective satin finish […]

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CritterZone: The De-Stinkifier every Cat Lady <em>MUST</em> Own

CritterZone: The De-Stinkifier every Cat Lady MUST Own

[ 7 ] March 4, 2013 |

Would you believe me if I promised that within 12 hours your home would no longer smell like a Crazy Cat Lady’s? Would you turn your nose up at $10 off this miracle product? With the CritterZone, visitors to your house will wonder if you’ve gotten rid of your cats. It eliminates ALL ODORS. Period. […]

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One Cat Picture Can Save a Cat’s Life: Jackson Galaxy Tells You How

One Cat Picture Can Save a Cat’s Life: Jackson Galaxy Tells You How

[ 0 ] July 30, 2014 |

Today (Thursday July 31st),  Jackson Galaxy from Animal Planet’s My Cat From Hell will be on the Pets Teach Us So Much radio show to discuss the One Picture Saves A Life Project.  Tune in at 6pm ET/3pm PT at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tppctv. The show is also available after it airs at TPPC.tv or via the widget in the […]

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Shoesday: Cat Shoes Featuring Custom Art

Shoesday: Cat Shoes Featuring Custom Art

[ 0 ] July 29, 2014 |

You can order a one-of-a-kind pair of Vans from ChooseYourShoes.net and get custom-painted cat shoes like these! (No, you don’t have to have the three-eyed cat on your shoes.) How to Order Custom Cat Shoes To get started, you email the artist your design ideas, shoe size, and shipping info. Work will start when you […]

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Ask Max Monday: Thanks, Obama!

Ask Max Monday: Thanks, Obama!

[ 3 ] July 28, 2014 |

Deer Max – please settle this argument for us – when it’s time to get in the sleepy bed, WHO gets to sleep closest to the mom? I say it’s ME because I’m the oldest, but Miles says it’s HIM because, well just because, and Nicky is always trying to tunnel in under the covers […]

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Modernist Cat House

Modernist Cat House

[ 0 ] July 24, 2014 |

Your cat house is the most impurrtant purchase decision you’re likely to make in any of your nine lives. But finding one that both you AND your people love can be a challenge. If your peeps are into modern decor, this one might be the answer. This modernist Post and Beam Mancat Mancave uses classic […]

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Woman Won’t Give up on Kitten Stuck in Pipe for Days

Woman Won’t Give up on Kitten Stuck in Pipe for Days

[ 3 ] July 23, 2014 |

A wee black kitten in Houston owes his life to a cat lady who would not rest until the cat was freed from the underground duct in which he was stuck for 4 days. “It just breaks my heart. I have cats at home,” Bautista said. “I didn’t expect him to be alive when I […]

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Shoesday: Flip Flops Leave Paw Prints

Shoesday: Flip Flops Leave Paw Prints

[ 0 ] July 21, 2014 |

I live the summer (and most of the rest of the year) in flip flops. Wheter it’s because of bunions, one of my 17 other maladies, or just because they let my toesies breathe, I always have my eye out for a pair. And I could hardly contain myself when I saw these Ashiatos…. they’re […]

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Ask Max Monday: If It Takes Forever, She Will Wait For You…

Ask Max Monday: If It Takes Forever, She Will Wait For You…

[ 3 ] July 21, 2014 |

Dear Max Dood, You seem to know a lot about that place… you know teh one, that Bridgey place, so if you can stand one moar question – my Lady may be going there a lot sooner than they thought, sooner than me even, and, well, not that I like her or love her or […]

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“Cat Daddy” Leaves $800K to Marin Humane Society

“Cat Daddy” Leaves $800K to Marin Humane Society

[ 1 ] July 15, 2014 |

A pair of 18-year-old cats, Chelsea and Tarka Kirchoff, will live out the rest of their lives at a Santa Rosa (California) sanctuary after their dad, known as “Cat Daddy” died suddenly of a heart attack at age 63. Last week, Mousebreath reminded readers of the need to provide for their cats in the event […]

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Ask Max Monday: Timing is Everything

Ask Max Monday: Timing is Everything

[ 1 ] July 14, 2014 |

Hay Max, thanks fur all yer help on gitting a gerlcat. It helped take the focus away frum the urjes. Now sumthing haz bin puzzling me. The fuddy duddies I live with put in a brand new wite cat scratcher floor in the rooms on the bottom of the house. Have yoo ever sunk yer […]

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Dr. Basil and the U.K. Kitty Clan

Dr. Basil and the U.K. Kitty Clan

[ 17 ] July 11, 2014 |

We are privileged to have Basil, Amber, Smoochie, Snowie, Posie and Humphrey from Basil the Bionic Cat’s Blog with us this week.  These fur siblings, otherwise known as the Kitty Clan, hail from the United Kingdom.  Pull up a footstool and make yourselves comfortable while they tell their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and […]

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