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Holistic Select: Nomilicious Cat Food for Whole-Body Health
November 20, 2014 |

Holistic Select: Nomilicious Cat Food for Whole-Body Health

Kittehs, would you believe me if I told you that a healthy cat food existed that was good for you AND nomilicious? Banzai, Buckaroo and Tripper recently had the opportunity to try out the Holistic Select line of cat food. It's a natural cat food that offers a complete digestive balance system so that the […]

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Cozy Cat Slippers Purrfect for Hocking up Hairballs in
[ 0 ] November 18, 2014 |

Cozy Cat Slippers Purrfect for Hocking up Hairballs in

It must be a sin to covet a pair of cat slippers this much. (Santa, are you listening?) They are a lovely rosy burgundy color (the winter version of pink) and are purrfect for lounging by a crackling fire. The wool and felt blend upper will last furever. I really like the antislip rubber sole […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Brevity Edition
[ 4 ] November 17, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Brevity Edition

HAY MAX, WARE COOD I GIT ONE OF FINNEGANS SISTERZ KITTINS WITH 22 NIPPULS? Chernobyl. She’ll probably look a lot like this. Wise Guru Uncle Max, I have a question.  Have you ever been in love?  If so, what does it feel like? Indigestion. Max, how many times will I have to chew the mom’s […]

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Last Week on Mousebreath

Ask Max Monday: Squeak, Squeak, Squeak
[ 4 ] October 13, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

Sorry I’m late getting this online today; we had some computer issues and everything I had already done is stuck on a broken laptop, which meant re-writing and I had to ponder hard and re-organize my thinks before doing that. Max, so we asked you before about what we should do when that woman that […]

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Lagerfeld Debuts Cat Line of Handbags + Accessories
[ 0 ] October 12, 2014 |

Lagerfeld Debuts Cat Line of Handbags + Accessories

If you’re a cat-hating fashionista, these are hard times for you. First Charlotte Olympia sold a pair of cat-embroidered flats to basically everyone in the fashion industry, then Taylor Swift started toting around her cat, Olivia Benson, on her arm. Now, Karl Lagerfeld has emblazoned a new line of bags, clothes and accessories with a […]

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Cat Watch 2014 Misses the Mark. Cats are Not Lone Wolves.
[ 5 ] October 7, 2014 |

Cat Watch 2014 Misses the Mark. Cats are Not Lone Wolves.

Cat Watch 2014 is the second Horizon cat experiment in the U.K. It documents the behavior of cats when they think we’re not watching. It’s a followup to last year’s experiment, The Secret Life of Cats, that attached GPS trackers and cat cams to 50 cats in a Surrey village, then followed their activity. This year, the […]

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The Cat and Crazy Cat Lady Lifestyles

Holistic Select: Nomilicious Cat Food for Whole-Body Health
November 20, 2014 |

Holistic Select: Nomilicious Cat Food for Whole-Body Health

Kittehs, would you believe me if I told you that a healthy cat food existed that was good for you AND nomilicious? Banzai, Buckaroo and Tripper recently had the opportunity to try out the Holistic Select line of cat food. It's a natural cat food that offers a complete digestive balance system so that the […]

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Cozy Cat Slippers Purrfect for Hocking up Hairballs in
[ 0 ] November 18, 2014 |

Cozy Cat Slippers Purrfect for Hocking up Hairballs in

It must be a sin to covet a pair of cat slippers this much. (Santa, are you listening?) They are a lovely rosy burgundy color (the winter version of pink) and are purrfect for lounging by a crackling fire. The wool and felt blend upper will last furever. I really like the antislip rubber sole […]

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GIVEAWAY: Catification Book and Insulated Kitty Noms Bag
[ 6 ] November 12, 2014 |

GIVEAWAY: Catification Book and Insulated Kitty Noms Bag

Cat People often encounter a sticky wicket when trying to convince their significant others to "catify" the house. My hubby doesn't want a house that looks like it could reek of cat pee. You know what he means: ragged blue carpet cat towers, slouchy beds, bright blue litter boxes and Sticky Paws over every square inch […]

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Blogging Cat Interviews by the Funny Farmer Felines

Writers Hemingway and Shakespeare Blog
[ 8 ] October 3, 2014 |

Writers Hemingway and Shakespeare Blog

We have enjoyed becoming acquainted with Hemingway and Shakespeare from Two Cats Views.  They do, indeed have two views, which makes them interesting to interview.  Pull up a cushion and read their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your mom. Hemingway: I’m the handsome black tuxedo cat and I weigh about 19 pounds. […]

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Cindi Lou and Her Kitty Krew
[ 17 ] September 26, 2014 |

Cindi Lou and Her Kitty Krew

Cindi Lou, from the blog Through Squirrel Eyes, and the Kitty Krew – Adam, Spooky, Big Boy, Vincent, Marky, Bandit, Georgia, Gloria – are our interview guests this week. Pull up a cushion and listen to their tale. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your humans Adam: My name is Adam. My brothers are […]

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Texas Trio … Travis, Crockett and Maurice
[ 17 ] September 12, 2014 |

Texas Trio … Travis, Crockett and Maurice

Our guests today are some new blogging friends from the huge state of Texas, USA.  Together, the furries and the humans comprise a large family.  Have a seat and let’s all get better acquainted with Travis, Crockett and Maurice from Lone Star Cats. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Travis: Hi, I’m […]

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Advice and Snark from Max the Feline Life Coach

Ask Max Monday: The Brevity Edition
[ 4 ] November 17, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Brevity Edition

HAY MAX, WARE COOD I GIT ONE OF FINNEGANS SISTERZ KITTINS WITH 22 NIPPULS? Chernobyl. She’ll probably look a lot like this. Wise Guru Uncle Max, I have a question.  Have you ever been in love?  If so, what does it feel like? Indigestion. Max, how many times will I have to chew the mom’s […]

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Ask Max Monday: Mating 101
[ 3 ] November 10, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Mating 101

Max, I like to chew things. They used to give me drink straws to chew on (Taco Bell and McD have very good ones.) After I chewed up my human's stethoscope they went and bought me a proper chew toy. BUT nobody really makes cat chew toys (Petstages has some for kittens, but they do not […]

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Ask Max Monday: Poly Vu Cat?
[ 8 ] November 3, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Poly Vu Cat?

Max, you ever try to teach your hooman to tok correckly? We say “meow” to da hooman, and she say “meow” back. And den we say “meow” to da hooman, and she say “meow” back. And den we say “meow” to da hooman, and she say “meow” back. And den we say “meow” to da […]

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Cat Entertainment, Art and Crafts

Get Your Caffeine on with these Cute Custom Cat Mugs!
[ 1 ] October 29, 2014 |

Get Your Caffeine on with these Cute Custom Cat Mugs!

Nothing better than seeing a kitteh first thing in the morning to start your day right. We saw these fabulous coffee mugs on Etsy and immediately thought, "MUST. HAVE."  But they get even better. You can get them customized with whatever you want on the back. We're leaning toward "Mr Tasty Face" and "The Food […]

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Cat Crafters – Check out These Vintage Cat Stamps
[ 0 ] August 7, 2014 |

Cat Crafters – Check out These Vintage Cat Stamps

Whether you collect stamps or are a crafter who creates collages or mixed media masterpieces, you will LOVE these vintage cat stamps from around the world. Yes, cats rule the planet, and what better way to prove it than by sticking cat pics all over your country’s mail? And they’re cheap — just $3.25 for […]

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13 Pain-Free Cat Tattoos
[ 3 ] July 3, 2014 |

13 Pain-Free Cat Tattoos

Maybe you have a deathly fear of needles. Or you’re afraid of making a commitment to a permanent tattoo. The solution? Temp Tatts. The best part? They only cost a couple of bucks. Here are 13 Temporary Cat Tattoos that look like the real thing, but you can scrub them off tonight and try a […]

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