Mousebreath! A magazine for cats.

A lifestyle magazine by cats for cats, kittens and cat lovers

  • The heated catnip mat

    There are lots of catnip mats out there.  My person (well I call her Mom but my person seems like it's a bit more professional don't you think?  Cause you know, Mousebreath is PROFESSIONAL?) sees them all the time.  We even have one of those catnip mats that ...

  • Jimmy-Choo-pink-black--leopard-print-patent-leather-pumps

    Source: poshposh.com via mousebreath on Pinterest Are you ready for Shoesday, ladies?????? This week's spotlight is on a pair of sleek pink leopard print patent leather pumps by Jimmy Choo. They feature glitter flecks, a 4" heel a pointed toe, contrast black perforated leather trim and cutout detailing. Slip ...

  • Cat Humor: Cat Boredom (CB) IS treatable, as you can see in this PSA (for cats only)

    Let's face it. Most of you kittehs only reed Mousebreath cuz yer bord and thare's only so much nappin' you can do during the day. If you think yer afflikted with CB (Cat Boredom), help is on the way... of korse, YOO have to take that ferst step. ...

  • Meditations with Meezers

      “Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.” Zen Quote Chey says: And this is why cats are always relaxed.  We are always who we are. Ichiro: Then why do you startled every time I walk into the room? Chey: If you never walked into the ...

  • flying spaghetti monster cat cave

    Hey everycat, Fred heer, with this week's edishun of Mancat Mancaves. This custom felted mancave is cozy and cumfterbul. It's gray wich is a vary mancatly color like sumthing a jentleman mancat wood sleep in. It has tennikels in the top but the tennikels don't look like hoo-has. ...

  • Ask Max Thompson catiquette expurt

    hey max. how do i stop my kitty from bugging me for a treat at 6 am in the morning? Get up at 5 a.m. and feed him. Problem solved. Max-My Peoples watch zombie movies all the time and it makes me a-scared. If my peoples get eated into zombies, ...

  • watercolor cat and mom by susan faye

    I'd LIke to pay homage to all of the moms out there whose "kids" are cats. Especially the ones whose ONLY kids are cats. We get shortchanged on Mother's Day. We're not acknowledged by most for the love, care and support we give the felines in our families. [caption ...

  • Japanese Cat Cafe

    Vienna is now the home of the city's first cat café, the Café Neko. Pawpularized in Japan, cat cafés are scarce in Europe. Café Neko is run by five cats: Sonja, Luca, Moritz, Momo and Thomas who socialize with the patrons and pad across catwalks while customers have ...

  • video master class at blogpaws 2012

    Dog Files Filmmaker Ken Bell will be hosting a Video Production Workshop at BlogPaws 2012 on Thursday June 21 in Salt Lake City. He's not only the creator and executive producer of the video series and website, Dog Files, but also the Animal Planet special Hero Dogs of ...

  • a cats guide to eating cartoon -- friday funnies cat humor

    This week's Friday Funnies Cat Cartoon addresses everycat's favorite subject: eating. How do you eat? Do you follow these rules?

  • things cats can do to their moms they love them - mother's day

    Kittehs, if you're hard-pressed as to what to get yer mom for Mother's Day (considering you probly don't have any milk money), here are 13 ways to tell yer mom you love her without braking the bank. Let her sleep in on Mother's Day. Yes, you may starve having ...

  • Jackson Galaxy's book, Cat Daddy, goes on sale today

    Jackson Galaxy's book Cat Daddy: What the World's Most Incorrigible Cat Taught Me About Life, Love, and Coming Clean went on sale today and it is quite possibly the best, least conventional cat book I've ever read. If you believe in fate, that some animals are thrust into ...

Meditations with Meezers: More than Enough

Posted by Cheysuli On April - 23 - 2012 3 Comments
Chey discusses William Blake Quotation on More than Enough

  “You never know what is enough, until you know what is more than enough.”—William Blake Chey: I believe this means until you know a cat like me, you'll never know what is enough cat. Ichiro: Yes, I think you are more than big enough for anyone! Click to read more

The Tardis and Other Cat Balls!

Posted by Fred On April - 23 - 2012 2 Comments
Tardis cat ball - cat bed and mancat mancave

Mancats, you'll love these cat balls whether you've had yer hoohaectomy or not! This week's Mancat Mancave feechers Cat Balls, pritty hidey holes that can hold you and yer speshul ladycat, no problim. My faverit is the Tardis Cat Ball (pikcherd above). You can't git much more mancatly than ...Click to read more

Ask Max Monday: No Tears In Heaven

Posted by Max the Psycho Kitty On April - 23 - 2012 35 Comments
Ask Max Thompson catiquette expurt

Max…please help me feel better. My name is Hershey and I am a 12 year old Tabby boycat, and this week my mom found out that I have cancer in my head and that I don’t have a lot of time left. We are all scared here. My ...Click to read more

Green up Your Cat

Posted by mousebreath! On April - 22 - 2012 2 Comments
Earth Day cat

It's not always easy to adopt a green lifestyle, but once good habits become ingrained, they become second nature. Remember the days before recycling? You're probably a lot greener than your cat. That purry ball of fur in your lap can be both the cause and the victim of ...Click to read more

40-lb Cat Surrendered at Animal Shelter

Posted by mousebreath! On April - 21 - 2012 4 Comments
40 lb santa fe cat

Hard to believe, but Meow, a TWO-year-old tabby, weighs just under 40 lbs. He was surrendered to the Santa Fe Humane Society after his 87-year-old owner could no longer care for him. How did he gain so much weight in just two years? No one can be sure. But if ...Click to read more

Sleepy Saturday: Pile On!

Posted by mousebreath! On April - 21 - 2012 Comments Off
springer spaniel dog buried in orange tabby kittens

Like Lilliputians, these brave ginger kittens worked together to subdue this ginormous dog. Then, exhausted, they fell asleep. I wonder what the dog is gonna tell his friends at the dog park? It turns out, these kittens are being fostered at the Santa Fe Humane Society. We're pretty sure ...Click to read more

Meowvelous Movies: An Unlikely Choice

Posted by Maobert On April - 20 - 2012 1 Comment
Meowvelous Movies

I didn't think I would like this movie cuz it has two of my unfavoritest things in the werld in it: dogs and babies. Yuck. But boy, is it ever a grate movie! There's lots of akshun. The stoopid dog runs and runs and runs and runs in ...Click to read more

A Cat’s Guide to Going to the Vet [HUMOR]

Posted by mousebreath! On April - 20 - 2012 Comments Off
A cat's guide to going to the vet

This week's Friday Funnies feature a dreaded trip that no kitteh enjoys: going to the vet. Here's a definitive guide to making that trip as successful as it can be: Click to read more

Hank the Cat, Senate Candidate, Releases Tax Filing

Posted by skeezix On April - 19 - 2012 Comments Off
Hank the Cat a Senate candidate in virginia

Hank the Cat, a Maine Coon Senate candidate in Furginia, has released his 2011 Tax Filing just as other candidates for federal office do. It's thought that the release of this sensitive information was necessary after a dog-backed SuperPAC released a video questioning Hank's character and forthrightness (more ...Click to read more

Win an All-Expense-Paid Trip to BlogPaws

Posted by mousebreath! On April - 19 - 2012 3 Comments
Blogpaws Sweepstakes - win a trip to blogpaws in Salt Lake City

Does your heart want to go to BlogPaws but your budget says no? The BlogPaws sweepstakes has been kicked off, giving you the opportunity to enter and pawsibly win a trip to BlogPaws June 21-23 in Salt Lake City. BlogPaws Sweepstakes Prizes The Grand Prize includes round trip, coach air transportation ...Click to read more

13 Ninja Cats with Mad Skillz

Posted by mousebreath! On April - 19 - 2012 3 Comments
Calico Ninja Cat

For this week's Thursday 13, we have top secret photos of Ninja cats who are practicing their stealth moves, mind control and martial arts skills in preparation for cats' battle for world domination. You don't wanna meet one of these bad boys in a dark alley.... cuz man, ...Click to read more

One Word Wednesday: Cat Caption Contest

Posted by mousebreath! On April - 18 - 2012 37 Comments
one word wednesday tshirt contest

This contest is closed. The winner is Callie/AKA Trouble of the Troublin' Times blog with her entry "Bento." Honorable mentions go to Kat for "Tetris" and Gale for "Catris." Callie wins a Mousebreath t-shirt! Get a Mousebreath T-Shirt with your caption of the above photo! Leave a comment ...Click to read more