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Ask Max Monday: Amazon. It Has Everything.
[ 6 ] May 4, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Amazon. It Has Everything.

HAY MAX HOW DO I GET MY OWN BAT’LETH SWORD? I COODN’T FIND THEM ON AMAZON AND I THINK THEY WOOD COME IN HANDY WIN I’M SNAKE AND GOFER HUNTING. Dood, you didn’t look hard enough. Amazon has them! They’re pretty big, though. You might need to grow about 27” more inches tall and put […]

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15 Meows Make A Home

15 Meows Make A Home

What a pleasure to have a houseful of happy kitties from with us today, as 15andmeowing share their lives, loves and secrets. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Lucy: Don’t tell anyone else, but I am Mom’s favorite. We read together every day which is why I do book reviews on Fridays […]

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Human Relief Creams Proves Fatal To Felines
[ 0 ] April 29, 2015 |

Human Relief Creams Proves Fatal To Felines

Most of us know how dangerous it can be for a cat to accidentally ingest our medications. What most of us are not aware of is the danger posed by topical prescription ointments and pain relief creams. Contact between cats and owners can expose the animals to fatal doses of medication. That’s what happened in […]

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Last Week on Mousebreath

Human Relief Creams Proves Fatal To Felines
[ 0 ] April 29, 2015 |

Human Relief Creams Proves Fatal To Felines

Most of us know how dangerous it can be for a cat to accidentally ingest our medications. What most of us are not aware of is the danger posed by topical prescription ointments and pain relief creams. Contact between cats and owners can expose the animals to fatal doses of medication. That’s what happened in […]

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Ask Max Monday: Cuddles Happen.
[ 6 ] April 27, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Cuddles Happen.

Dear Max My fur siblings have been just raving about your wise advice, so I just want to run a quick question by you. My human food person is pretty good at seeing to my basic needs, but unfortunately she is very affectionate, and constantly trying to pet and stroke me, and…..shudder….. Pick me up […]

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“Cats in Hats” a Viral Sensation
[ 0 ] April 26, 2015 |

“Cats in Hats” a Viral Sensation

A book released last month which provides a bunch of patterns for crocheted cat hats has become a viral sensation. “Cats in Hats: 30 Knit and Crochet Hat Patterns for Your Kitty” started as a lark for author Sara Thomas, to honor her grandmother, who taught her how to knit. Thomas’ Etsy shop, ScooterKnits, was […]

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The Cat and Crazy Cat Lady Lifestyles

Human Relief Creams Proves Fatal To Felines
[ 0 ] April 29, 2015 |

Human Relief Creams Proves Fatal To Felines

Most of us know how dangerous it can be for a cat to accidentally ingest our medications. What most of us are not aware of is the danger posed by topical prescription ointments and pain relief creams. Contact between cats and owners can expose the animals to fatal doses of medication. That’s what happened in […]

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“Cats in Hats” a Viral Sensation
[ 0 ] April 26, 2015 |

“Cats in Hats” a Viral Sensation

A book released last month which provides a bunch of patterns for crocheted cat hats has become a viral sensation. “Cats in Hats: 30 Knit and Crochet Hat Patterns for Your Kitty” started as a lark for author Sara Thomas, to honor her grandmother, who taught her how to knit. Thomas’ Etsy shop, ScooterKnits, was […]

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Fancy Feast Broths WOW Factor Beats the Box (Part 2 of 3)
[ 0 ] April 24, 2015 |

Fancy Feast Broths WOW Factor Beats the Box (Part 2 of 3)

I’ve been tasked with a challenging project: WOW my cats. You can read the backstory from my first post here. The first part was easy: get them to try Fancy Feast Broths’ new chicken flavors. Slam dunk. They’d mainline them if they could. Banzai’s approach is to slurp out all the broth first, then finish […]

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Advice and Snark from Max the Feline Life Coach

Ask Max Monday: Amazon. It Has Everything.
[ 6 ] May 4, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Amazon. It Has Everything.

HAY MAX HOW DO I GET MY OWN BAT’LETH SWORD? I COODN’T FIND THEM ON AMAZON AND I THINK THEY WOOD COME IN HANDY WIN I’M SNAKE AND GOFER HUNTING. Dood, you didn’t look hard enough. Amazon has them! They’re pretty big, though. You might need to grow about 27” more inches tall and put […]

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Ask Max Monday: Cuddles Happen.
[ 6 ] April 27, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Cuddles Happen.

Dear Max My fur siblings have been just raving about your wise advice, so I just want to run a quick question by you. My human food person is pretty good at seeing to my basic needs, but unfortunately she is very affectionate, and constantly trying to pet and stroke me, and…..shudder….. Pick me up […]

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Ask Max Monday: Camo. The E-Ticket to Adventureland
[ 2 ] April 20, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Camo. The E-Ticket to Adventureland

Sir Max, In the morning before noms, I gotta chase and kill so I can eat with a happy tummy. I usually dump the toys out of the basket by the sink and chase cotton balls and tissue crumples and bestest of all, kill the cotton-ona-stick by dunking it in the water bowl. Then I […]

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Funny Farm Felines Interview Blogging Cats

15 Meows Make A Home

15 Meows Make A Home

What a pleasure to have a houseful of happy kitties from with us today, as 15andmeowing share their lives, loves and secrets. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Lucy: Don’t tell anyone else, but I am Mom’s favorite. We read together every day which is why I do book reviews on Fridays […]

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Lou and Chevy, Gifts of the Universe
[ 9 ] April 17, 2015 |

Lou and Chevy, Gifts of the Universe

We are pleased to interview the cats from Live Love Meow today. We think you will enjoy meeting them, or getting better acquainted. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Lou: We are Lou and Chevy. Our Mom is Sassenach. Thank you for interviewing us. Funny Farmer Felines: How did you come to […]

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Do You Miss the Funny Farmer Felines?
[ 5 ] April 10, 2015 |

Do You Miss the Funny Farmer Felines?

Since Mousebreath debuted, Jan’s Funny Farmer Felines have purrduced over 120 comprehensive  interviews with blogging cats, introducing readers to scores of cat blogs. But the FFFs have run out of cat bloggers to interview. So, they are expanding the scope of their interviews to include the typists behind the cats as well as cats who […]

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Cat Entertainment, Art and Crafts

“Cats in Hats” a Viral Sensation
[ 0 ] April 26, 2015 |

“Cats in Hats” a Viral Sensation

A book released last month which provides a bunch of patterns for crocheted cat hats has become a viral sensation. “Cats in Hats: 30 Knit and Crochet Hat Patterns for Your Kitty” started as a lark for author Sara Thomas, to honor her grandmother, who taught her how to knit. Thomas’ Etsy shop, ScooterKnits, was […]

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Cat Keister Coasters Keep Fur-niture Ring-free!
[ 6 ] March 18, 2015 |

Cat Keister Coasters Keep Fur-niture Ring-free!

Recently, I had some minor knee surgery, as as a recuperation gift, Gleek’s mom sent me a Cat Keister Coaster. It purr-vided an uproarious laugh just when I was feeling like I’d been knee-capped and understood how House became a Vicodin addict. I think it was the turning point on my road to recovery (that, […]

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7 Sweet Cat Gifts for Spring or Mom or You!
[ 0 ] March 11, 2015 |

7 Sweet Cat Gifts for Spring or Mom or You!

This week we’re featuring fun cat wearables from Miss Ella‘s on Etsy. Miss Ella’s original illustrations grace everything from cards to prints to pins and magnets… and more! And not just cats — there’s even a capybara! Click any photo below for purchase information I am in love with these Crazy Cat Lady Patches. For only […]

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CritterZone: The De-Stinkifier every Cat Lady <em>MUST</em> Own

CritterZone: The De-Stinkifier every Cat Lady MUST Own

[ 7 ] March 4, 2015 |

Would you believe me if I promised that within 12 hours your home would no longer smell like a Crazy Cat Lady’s? Would you turn your nose up at $10 off this miracle product? With the CritterZone, visitors to your house will wonder if you’ve gotten rid of your cats. It eliminates ALL ODORS. Period. […]

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GIVEAWAY: Holistic Select Cat Food for Complete Digestive Health

GIVEAWAY: Holistic Select Cat Food for Complete Digestive Health

[ 32 ] January 30, 2015 |

My boys — Tripper, Buckaroo and Banzai — are head-over-paws in love with Holistic Select cat food. And just in time for Valentine’s Day — or Mardis Paw — we’re giving away a sampler of Buckaroo’s favorites. Most of my cat lady friends at one time or another have to deal with digestive problems in […]

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Join the Paw it Forward Movement and Win Big!

Join the Paw it Forward Movement and Win Big!

[ 2 ] April 23, 2015 |

Can you say no to free coupons and the opportunity to help pets in need? You can do both by joining Purina’s Paw it Forward movement! You can play games to win big prizes: You can get lots of free printable coupons: And you can share you stories of how life is better with pets. Purina […]

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Challenge: Can You WOW Your Cat? (FREE SAMPLE FANCY FEAST BROTHS!)

Challenge: Can You WOW Your Cat? (FREE SAMPLE FANCY FEAST BROTHS!)

[ 1 ] April 22, 2015 |

Cats are hard to impress. Even when they really really really like something, it’s hard to get them to wake up and acknowledge your efforts to please them. Every day they challenge you to serve them better. When was the last time you were able to WOW your cat? WOW ‘em with feathery toys Last Christmas, […]

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Miracle Kitten Found in Ashes of Major Fire

Miracle Kitten Found in Ashes of Major Fire

[ 5 ] April 22, 2015 |

Louisville, KY was recently the site of a devastating apartment fire that left 150 people and pets homeless. “All the pets — they’re like family members,” said Captain Rusty Hall of the Jeffersonville Fire Department. “So it’s just like losing a kid at times.” Days later, Captain Hall found a wee orange tabby kitten, covered […]

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Maison de Moggy is Scotland’s First Cat Café

Maison de Moggy is Scotland’s First Cat Café

[ 3 ] April 18, 2015 |

Scottish cat ladies are flocking to Stockbridge, Edinburgh, eager to visit Scotland’s first cat café, the Maison de Moggy. Sleeping nooks with pitched roofs are mounted on the wall, with a number of rope bridges, walkways, stepping stones, and even a “quiet room” where they can escape the frenzy. Their loo is open  to both […]

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FREE SAMPLE: New Friskies 7 Dry Cat Food

FREE SAMPLE: New Friskies 7 Dry Cat Food

[ 0 ] April 16, 2015 |

  Better than teh Cheezeburgers, Friskies 7 combines seven of your favorite cat food flavors into one bag of kibble: chicken, beef, turkey, salmon, tuna, shrimp and of course CHEESE! Tripp, Buckaroo and Banzai hoovered up the sample I got fastered than you can say Friskies. You can get a free sample, too. Go to […]

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Autistic Boy’s Cat Home after 9-Month Adventure

Autistic Boy’s Cat Home after 9-Month Adventure

[ 4 ] April 15, 2015 |

Oreo, a black and white floofball of a cat, is back home with her autistic friend Trevor after nine months on the lam. Trevor, like many with autism, has trouble relating to people. “He was in and out of foster care and that may have contributed to his isolation. Sometimes he doesn’t even want to […]

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Ask Max Monday: DON’T KISS THE DOG!

Ask Max Monday: DON’T KISS THE DOG!

[ 5 ] April 13, 2015 |

Now Max I,Aspen,askedd you firsts to be my Valentine, remembers?? But Weezer she can com wiff uss as long as she knows I have first dibs on grooming your furry face & ears!!! Um, well, to be honest, Weezer asked me out first, like a couple of years ago. But even before that, a very […]

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Cat Lost in Kansas Turns Up In Texas 2 Months Later

Cat Lost in Kansas Turns Up In Texas 2 Months Later

[ 2 ] April 10, 2015 |

Shadow the Cat is back home with her family in Missouri after a 2-month odyssey that began with a car accident in Kansas and ended at a farmhouse in Amarillo, Texas. She was on vacation with her people, Eric and Julie Davis en route to Arizona when Eric had a heart attack while driving their […]

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7 Infinity Cat Scarves for Spring Flings

7 Infinity Cat Scarves for Spring Flings

[ 1 ] April 9, 2015 |

There are few better ways to freshen up your wardrobe on a budget than adding a snappy scarf to the mix. Here are 7 infinity cat scarves from Scarf Shop on Etsy for you to choose from — none will set you back more than $20. Click any image to go to its product page. […]

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