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Ms. Stella, Miss Scraps, Miss Jack and Mr. Oliver
[ 5 ] February 27, 2015 |

Ms. Stella, Miss Scraps, Miss Jack and Mr. Oliver

Today we interview the bantering cats from Ms. Stella O’Houligan’s blog On A More Personal Note. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your mom. Ms. Stella: I am Ms. Stella. There is also the Ornj Goon Oliver, The Tubbie Tuxie Miss Jack, and Miss Scraps (aka That Scrappy Cat) and That Woman (Stacy Hurt) […]

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Ask Max Monday: Shaving Your Kitty, Part Duh
[ 4 ] February 23, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Shaving Your Kitty, Part Duh

MAX! YER LATE AGAIN! WHY IZ YOU LATE? Well…right about the time the Woman was all, Oh Max! It’s time to get your column online! our Internet connection barfed all over the place and went into a coma, and nothing she did could wake it up. So she read a book instead, and hoped that […]

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Japanese Catman Seeks Feline Equality
[ 3 ] February 21, 2015 |

Japanese Catman Seeks Feline Equality

Who doesn’t love a really great Cat Guy? In Kita-Kyushu Japan, Cat Guy Extraordinaire, Masahiko Suga, is not your run-of-the-mill Cat Guy. He’s on a mission to persuade Japanese people to treat our fluffy feline friends with the same respect afforded their canine counterparts. He knows that one touch would be all it would take. […]

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Last Week on Mousebreath

Ask Max Monday: Shave Your…Kitty.
[ 5 ] February 16, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Shave Your…Kitty.

Dear Max You gave my sister Emily such good advice that I just had to write to you about a situation that is really worrying me. So, I’m a big guy with lots of energy who loves to play, and play, and play. And my sister Emily and brother Fletcher just couldn’t keep up!! Em […]

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So You Want to Be a Viral Internet Star, Kitteh?
[ 2 ] February 12, 2015 |

So You Want to Be a Viral Internet Star, Kitteh?

These have probably been around furever, but I just recently got immersed in cat videos of cats engaged in the jack-in-the-box antics of Itsaruga cat bank kittehs: Like the iPad, this is a technology readily embraced by any cat with a vid cam handy. A few days after binge watching a bunch of these itsaruga videos, I […]

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Half-tail Tornado Cat Got a Catio out of the Deal
[ 1 ] February 11, 2015 |

Half-tail Tornado Cat Got a Catio out of the Deal

Charles Hawkins walked 30 miles in 12 hours searching for his cat Achilles after a tornado ripped through the mobile home park in which he lived about a year ago. The home next door was flipped upside down atop his own. Miraculously, he found Achilles, stricken with terror beneath his bed. Finding the cat was […]

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The Cat and Crazy Cat Lady Lifestyles

Japanese Catman Seeks Feline Equality
[ 3 ] February 21, 2015 |

Japanese Catman Seeks Feline Equality

Who doesn’t love a really great Cat Guy? In Kita-Kyushu Japan, Cat Guy Extraordinaire, Masahiko Suga, is not your run-of-the-mill Cat Guy. He’s on a mission to persuade Japanese people to treat our fluffy feline friends with the same respect afforded their canine counterparts. He knows that one touch would be all it would take. […]

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So You Want to Be a Viral Internet Star, Kitteh?
[ 2 ] February 12, 2015 |

So You Want to Be a Viral Internet Star, Kitteh?

These have probably been around furever, but I just recently got immersed in cat videos of cats engaged in the jack-in-the-box antics of Itsaruga cat bank kittehs: Like the iPad, this is a technology readily embraced by any cat with a vid cam handy. A few days after binge watching a bunch of these itsaruga videos, I […]

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10 Hearts and Meowers for Valentine’s Day
[ 2 ] February 4, 2015 |

10 Hearts and Meowers for Valentine’s Day

Just ten days left until Valentine’s Day, so not much time left to find the purrfect card or gift for your favorite cat or cat lady/dude. Here are 10 handcrafted Etsy selections to spur you on: “Be Mine” Valentine Calvin Collar $7.50. ($1 from each sale goes to sponsor a Best Friends cat.)     […]

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Advice and Snark from Max the Feline Life Coach

Ask Max Monday: Shaving Your Kitty, Part Duh
[ 4 ] February 23, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Shaving Your Kitty, Part Duh

MAX! YER LATE AGAIN! WHY IZ YOU LATE? Well…right about the time the Woman was all, Oh Max! It’s time to get your column online! our Internet connection barfed all over the place and went into a coma, and nothing she did could wake it up. So she read a book instead, and hoped that […]

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Ask Max Monday: Shave Your…Kitty.
[ 5 ] February 16, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Shave Your…Kitty.

Dear Max You gave my sister Emily such good advice that I just had to write to you about a situation that is really worrying me. So, I’m a big guy with lots of energy who loves to play, and play, and play. And my sister Emily and brother Fletcher just couldn’t keep up!! Em […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Scoop On The Poop
[ 5 ] February 9, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: The Scoop On The Poop

Sorry I’m late today… I’d like to be able to give you some grand reason why Ask Max is late this Monday, but it really boils down to the Woman getting turned upside down and being really surprised that today is not Sunday. She’s special that way. Max – OMC…not only does the little weirdo […]

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Funny Farm Felines Interview Blogging Cats

Ms. Stella, Miss Scraps, Miss Jack and Mr. Oliver
[ 5 ] February 27, 2015 |

Ms. Stella, Miss Scraps, Miss Jack and Mr. Oliver

Today we interview the bantering cats from Ms. Stella O’Houligan’s blog On A More Personal Note. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your mom. Ms. Stella: I am Ms. Stella. There is also the Ornj Goon Oliver, The Tubbie Tuxie Miss Jack, and Miss Scraps (aka That Scrappy Cat) and That Woman (Stacy Hurt) […]

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Cat Herders Pierre, Newton and Ashton
[ 20 ] January 23, 2015 |

Cat Herders Pierre, Newton and Ashton

Today we are visiting Pierre, Newton and Ashton from the blog Sometimes Cats Herd You. Pull up a cushion and make yourself at home while they tell their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Pierre: We are Pierre, Ashton, and Newton. Newton: Especially Newton! I’m seven years old. Pierre: *sigh* Do […]

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Timmy, Tomcats and Miss Fitz
[ 11 ] January 9, 2015 |

Timmy, Tomcats and Miss Fitz

We are pleased to have two dedicated Cat Scouts and their siblings with us for today’s interview. Timmy, Toby, Buddy, Rumpy, Mr. Buttons, Miss Fitz, and Einstein from the Timmy Tomcat & Furmaly blog. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your dad. Timmy: There is me, Timmy Tomcat; I am the top cat and […]

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Cat Entertainment, Art and Crafts

Quirky Custom Cat Portraits for Less than $30
[ 0 ] January 15, 2015 |

Quirky Custom Cat Portraits for Less than $30

Lili Di Prima is a graphic designer and portrait artist who lives in Sicily in a home by the sea. She has loved to draw since she was old enough to hold a crayon. Her drawings might be classified as “quirky modern primitive.” I just made the term up, but I think it’s apt. Lili not […]

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Cat Christmas Cards – with Hand-Drawn Illustrations
[ 2 ] December 8, 2014 |

Cat Christmas Cards – with Hand-Drawn Illustrations

  I love these charming cat Christmas cards featuring kittehs in merry sweaters — rich in detail and purrsonality. Created by an artist in Scotland, there’s still time for them to arrive in time to send out before the holiday. Here are the details: Grumpy Henry was the first one of them – his family forced him […]

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Get Your Caffeine on with these Cute Custom Cat Mugs!
[ 1 ] October 29, 2014 |

Get Your Caffeine on with these Cute Custom Cat Mugs!

Nothing better than seeing a kitteh first thing in the morning to start your day right. We saw these fabulous coffee mugs on Etsy and immediately thought, "MUST. HAVE."  But they get even better. You can get them customized with whatever you want on the back. We're leaning toward "Mr Tasty Face" and "The Food […]

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Other Recent Posts

GIVEAWAY: Holistic Select Cat Food for Complete Digestive Health

GIVEAWAY: Holistic Select Cat Food for Complete Digestive Health

[ 32 ] January 30, 2015 |

My boys — Tripper, Buckaroo and Banzai — are head-over-paws in love with Holistic Select cat food. And just in time for Valentine’s Day — or Mardis Paw — we’re giving away a sampler of Buckaroo’s favorites. Most of my cat lady friends at one time or another have to deal with digestive problems in […]

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CritterZone: The De-Stinkifier every Cat Lady <em>MUST</em> Own

CritterZone: The De-Stinkifier every Cat Lady MUST Own

[ 7 ] March 4, 2013 |

Would you believe me if I promised that within 12 hours your home would no longer smell like a Crazy Cat Lady’s? Would you turn your nose up at $10 off this miracle product? With the CritterZone, visitors to your house will wonder if you’ve gotten rid of your cats. It eliminates ALL ODORS. Period. […]

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Free Friskies 7: Spin to Win!

Free Friskies 7: Spin to Win!

[ 2 ] February 19, 2015 |

I’m still recovering from my Fat Tuesday muffaletta, and when I saw Friskies 7, I though it was kind of like a muffaletta for cats, but without the olive salad. Friskies 7 offers a mix of seven of your cats’ favorite noms flavors: chicken, beef, turkey, salmon, tuna, shrimp and cheese. See? A feline muffaletta! To get […]

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10 Mardi Gras Cats the Morning After

10 Mardi Gras Cats the Morning After

[ 2 ] February 18, 2015 |

Another raucous Mardi Gras is behind us, and cats across the globe reveled in the excuse to indulge in nip, sparkly beads, lots and lots of stinky goodness, and my oh my oh my, one whopper of a morning after. These are their stories.       =               […]

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6 Days Left to Enter Noms Giveaway – Enter Daily!

6 Days Left to Enter Noms Giveaway – Enter Daily!

[ 0 ] February 7, 2015 |

REMINDER! You have SIX days left to enter the Holistic Select Cat Food Giveaway on Mousebreath. You can tweet daily for additional entries. Once Friday the 13th is over, entries are closed! CLICK HERE TO ENTER   THE FINE PRINT: This is a paid post. Holistic Select provided the product for review without charge, and […]

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Chimney Cat Rescued after Six Week Entrapment

Chimney Cat Rescued after Six Week Entrapment

[ 1 ] February 5, 2015 |

Chloe, a calico cat in Dorset (the UK) is doing well after a 20-foot plunge that left her trapped in a sealed-up chimney for six weeks. Chloe’s adventure occurred while her people were on holiday in Vietnam and Australia. Their neighbor, a veterinary tech, was catsitting for Chloe while they were away. Her instructions were […]

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Ask Max Monday: To Bleed, Or Not To Bleed–Why Is There A Question?

Ask Max Monday: To Bleed, Or Not To Bleed–Why Is There A Question?

[ 3 ] February 2, 2015 |

Dear Max, Okay teh Lady kinda maybe saved one of my lives today, but should I acknowledge it or is it just her Bast given honor to have me in her one life? I was thinking maybe not making her bleed a lot when she gives me yucky medicines, but I don’t want to get […]

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Dear Kitten: About the Superbowl (Watch a Cat Video this Week and Feed a Shelter Cat)

Dear Kitten: About the Superbowl (Watch a Cat Video this Week and Feed a Shelter Cat)

[ 1 ] January 31, 2015 |

Right in time for the Superbowl, Friskies has released yet another of its brilliant “Dear Kitten” videos. Kittehs, this is all the info you need to make it through a chaotic Sunday and end up with more noms than you’ve ever eaten in your life. Don’t miss an episode of Dear Kitten! Follow Friskies on […]

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What’s Black and White and Cats All Over?

What’s Black and White and Cats All Over?

[ 1 ] January 31, 2015 |

When Punxsutawney Phil announces on Monday that winter is officially over, you’ll be shopping for warm weather clothes. And we’ve got three catty dresses that fit the bill, all from Modcloth. Cupcake Cat Dress They call the first one the “Traveling Cupcake Truck Dress.” Yes, that’s stupid, but it’s a darling dress! A playful print of cute […]

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Get that Office Pool Going and Pick Your Kittehs!

Get that Office Pool Going and Pick Your Kittehs!

[ 1 ] January 28, 2015 |

Puppy Bowl, you are, of course, fairly adorable, but … kittens! Playing football? You mutts don’t stand a chance against these fierce feline furballs. On Super Bowl Sunday I will be glued to Kitten Bowl 2015 on the Hallmark Channel. The competitive kittens — including Cowhide, Snuggles, Nom Nom Nom Suh and Shadow — will take […]

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