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Pipo and Minko, Valentine Siameezers
[ 4 ] July 25, 2014 |

Pipo and Minko, Valentine Siameezers

We are delighted to introduce Pipo and Minko, two handsome Siamese from a blog with the intriguing  name, of WeBeesSiameezers.  They are new to blogging but some of you might know them from Catster.  Pull up a cushion and be comfortable while you read their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your family, […]

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Modernist Cat House
[ 0 ] July 24, 2014 |

Modernist Cat House

Your cat house is the most impurrtant purchase decision you’re likely to make in any of your nine lives. But finding one that both you AND your people love can be a challenge. If your peeps are into modern decor, this one might be the answer. This modernist Post and Beam Mancat Mancave uses classic […]

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Woman Won’t Give up on Kitten Stuck in Pipe for Days
[ 2 ] July 23, 2014 |

Woman Won’t Give up on Kitten Stuck in Pipe for Days

A wee black kitten in Houston owes his life to a cat lady who would not rest until the cat was freed from the underground duct in which he was stuck for 4 days. “It just breaks my heart. I have cats at home,” Bautista said. “I didn’t expect him to be alive when I […]

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Last Week on Mousebreath

Ask Max Monday: If It Takes Forever, She Will Wait For You…
[ 2 ] July 21, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: If It Takes Forever, She Will Wait For You…

Dear Max Dood, You seem to know a lot about that place… you know teh one, that Bridgey place, so if you can stand one moar question – my Lady may be going there a lot sooner than they thought, sooner than me even, and, well, not that I like her or love her or […]

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All Fur … Cleo, Marbles, Pickles and Dinnermintz
[ 14 ] July 18, 2014 |

All Fur … Cleo, Marbles, Pickles and Dinnermintz

We have interviewed our new Australian friends, Cleo, Marbles, Pickles and Dinnermintz, the cats from All Fur One and One Fur All.  If you haven’t met them yet, be sure to go by and do so.  Meanwhile, pull up a cushion and listen to their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your family. […]

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“Cat Daddy” Leaves $800K to Marin Humane Society
[ 1 ] July 15, 2014 |

“Cat Daddy” Leaves $800K to Marin Humane Society

A pair of 18-year-old cats, Chelsea and Tarka Kirchoff, will live out the rest of their lives at a Santa Rosa (California) sanctuary after their dad, known as “Cat Daddy” died suddenly of a heart attack at age 63. Last week, Mousebreath reminded readers of the need to provide for their cats in the event […]

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The Cat and Crazy Cat Lady Lifestyles

Modernist Cat House
[ 0 ] July 24, 2014 |

Modernist Cat House

Your cat house is the most impurrtant purchase decision you’re likely to make in any of your nine lives. But finding one that both you AND your people love can be a challenge. If your peeps are into modern decor, this one might be the answer. This modernist Post and Beam Mancat Mancave uses classic […]

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Shoesday: Flip Flops Leave Paw Prints
[ 0 ] July 21, 2014 |

Shoesday: Flip Flops Leave Paw Prints

I live the summer (and most of the rest of the year) in flip flops. Wheter it’s because of bunions, one of my 17 other maladies, or just because they let my toesies breathe, I always have my eye out for a pair. And I could hardly contain myself when I saw these Ashiatos…. they’re […]

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Purrfect Pink Luxury Cat Bed
[ 1 ] July 10, 2014 |

Purrfect Pink Luxury Cat Bed

If you want to find the purrfect cat bed, you may have to look in unusual places. In this case, it was an Etsy Shop (PoochieofBevHills) that sells dog beds. Ignore the fact that it was designed for little yappy dogs. Or that it’s not in Beverly Hills but in Scottsdale AZ. Just feast your […]

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Blogging Cat Interviews by the Funny Farmer Felines

Pipo and Minko, Valentine Siameezers
[ 4 ] July 25, 2014 |

Pipo and Minko, Valentine Siameezers

We are delighted to introduce Pipo and Minko, two handsome Siamese from a blog with the intriguing  name, of WeBeesSiameezers.  They are new to blogging but some of you might know them from Catster.  Pull up a cushion and be comfortable while you read their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your family, […]

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All Fur … Cleo, Marbles, Pickles and Dinnermintz
[ 14 ] July 18, 2014 |

All Fur … Cleo, Marbles, Pickles and Dinnermintz

We have interviewed our new Australian friends, Cleo, Marbles, Pickles and Dinnermintz, the cats from All Fur One and One Fur All.  If you haven’t met them yet, be sure to go by and do so.  Meanwhile, pull up a cushion and listen to their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your family. […]

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Dr. Basil and the U.K. Kitty Clan
[ 16 ] July 11, 2014 |

Dr. Basil and the U.K. Kitty Clan

We are privileged to have Basil, Amber, Smoochie, Snowie, Posie and Humphrey from Basil the Bionic Cat’s Blog with us this week.  These fur siblings, otherwise known as the Kitty Clan, hail from the United Kingdom.  Pull up a footstool and make yourselves comfortable while they tell their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and […]

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Advice and Snark from Max the Feline Life Coach

Ask Max Monday: If It Takes Forever, She Will Wait For You…
[ 2 ] July 21, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: If It Takes Forever, She Will Wait For You…

Dear Max Dood, You seem to know a lot about that place… you know teh one, that Bridgey place, so if you can stand one moar question – my Lady may be going there a lot sooner than they thought, sooner than me even, and, well, not that I like her or love her or […]

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Ask Max Monday: Timing is Everything
[ 1 ] July 14, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Timing is Everything

Hay Max, thanks fur all yer help on gitting a gerlcat. It helped take the focus away frum the urjes. Now sumthing haz bin puzzling me. The fuddy duddies I live with put in a brand new wite cat scratcher floor in the rooms on the bottom of the house. Have yoo ever sunk yer […]

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Ask Max Monday: Bite, Claw, or Hurl.
[ 5 ] July 7, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Bite, Claw, or Hurl.

Hey Max, I got two teethie out last week. You were right, not fun. But now mommy is giving me bad tasting medicine before breakfast and dinner. I don’t like it, it tastes terrible. I try and wiggle away but she is too strong. How can I stop her from giving me this yucky stuff? […]

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Cat Entertainment, Art and Crafts

13 Pain-Free Cat Tattoos
[ 3 ] July 3, 2014 |

13 Pain-Free Cat Tattoos

Maybe you have a deathly fear of needles. Or you’re afraid of making a commitment to a permanent tattoo. The solution? Temp Tatts. The best part? They only cost a couple of bucks. Here are 13 Temporary Cat Tattoos that look like the real thing, but you can scrub them off tonight and try a […]

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10 Mid-Century Modern Cat Art Prints Your Eichler Can’t Live Without
[ 5 ] June 26, 2014 |

10 Mid-Century Modern Cat Art Prints Your Eichler Can’t Live Without

These mid-century modern cat art prints were created by Donna Mibus of Dallas, TX. Though they’d be a proud centerpiece of any cat lover’s home, they’re a must-have if you live in a Mad Men-era home or are a fan of  The Jetsons. These are printed or painted on canvas with a protective satin finish […]

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Custom Cat Art is Magnetizing
[ 0 ] June 24, 2014 |

Custom Cat Art is Magnetizing

How would you like a custom magnet of your cat drawn from a photo? Etsy shopkeeper Goodafternoonan does custom drawings in archival ink that are shrunk and transformed into one-of-a-kind magnets for your fridge. Your cat’s name is included on the magnet. They make wonderful personal gifts, and take up to two weeks to ship […]

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Other Recent Posts

CritterZone: The De-Stinkifier every Cat Lady <em>MUST</em> Own

CritterZone: The De-Stinkifier every Cat Lady MUST Own

[ 7 ] March 4, 2013 |

Would you believe me if I promised that within 12 hours your home would no longer smell like a Crazy Cat Lady’s? Would you turn your nose up at $10 off this miracle product? With the CritterZone, visitors to your house will wonder if you’ve gotten rid of your cats. It eliminates ALL ODORS. Period. […]

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The History of LOL Cats on teh Interwebs (INFOGRAPHIC)

The History of LOL Cats on teh Interwebs (INFOGRAPHIC)

[ 0 ] July 9, 2014 |

Some of you kittehs may be too young to remember when cats invented the Interwebs. What a glorious time that was! They started out on CompuServe, then moved to AOL, and then BOOM! Teh Interwebs was born. Al Gore had nuthin’ to do with it. One of the most significant contributions that cats made to […]

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7 Things to Consider in Providing for Your Cat When You Die

7 Things to Consider in Providing for Your Cat When You Die

[ 7 ] July 7, 2014 |

First, the disclaimer: This post is for informational purposes only. Consult an estate attorney before taking any action. In the last year I’ve had several experiences that got me obsessing about my own mortality. Cancer surgery, a Tramatic Brain Injury with complications, and the passing of my mother-in-law helped me appreciate that life is fleeting. […]

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Win up to $25,000 with Your 1-minute Cat Video

Win up to $25,000 with Your 1-minute Cat Video

[ 0 ] July 1, 2014 |

I was one of the judges for the first ever “The Friskies” Video Awards. It was SUCH a fun event. In true Friskies style, it was first class all the way. Not only did I get to spend some QT with Sparkle’s mom, Janiss, it was there that I got to meet Will Braden, the […]

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Ask Max Monday: 53 Internet Points if Someone Brings Me Cheetos…

Ask Max Monday: 53 Internet Points if Someone Brings Me Cheetos…

[ 3 ] June 30, 2014 |

Hey Max, that Deztinee High looks pretty hot. How do I know when it’s time to git a gerlfrend, and how do I go about it? I’ve gone owt in owr nayberhood lookin fer gerlcats and haven’t fownd any. Also, someone stole my grapes abowt a yeer ago. Duz that meen I can’t have a […]

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The Colehaus Cats, Your Typical Rescued Family

The Colehaus Cats, Your Typical Rescued Family

[ 20 ] June 27, 2014 |

Pull up a cushion and prepare to meet the family of nine Colehaus Cats from their blog of the same name.  Their motto is “each one rescued, each one loved.” Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourselves and your humans. Maxx: I’m Maxx, the oldest and most handsome in our family of nine kitties and two […]

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Discarded Cat Finds PURRfect Dad

Discarded Cat Finds PURRfect Dad

[ 2 ] June 25, 2014 |

I’ve never been so intrigued by a cat’s lips as this one’s. And her story will have you reaching for a tissue. The tale begins with William, a widower, wondering about an empty future without his wife. He’d also recently lost his elderly cat, and he was at loose ends. Enter Cindy Lou. Cindy Lou […]

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Ask Max Monday: French & Dog 101

Ask Max Monday: French & Dog 101

[ 3 ] June 23, 2014 |

Hey Max, is “chit” on the bad werds list, or is it only there if you say it in the French way? Mais non, mon petit ami de chat … « Chit » is a perfectly acceptable word for everyday use—it’s even a Scrabble or Words With Friends word ! It’s very flexible and can […]

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Visiting Georgia, Julie, JJ and Treasure

Visiting Georgia, Julie, JJ and Treasure

[ 15 ] June 20, 2014 |

The photogenic kitties Georgia, Julia, JJ and Treasure from Mickey’s Musings blog are our interview subjects this week.  Of course, we know all kitties are photogenic, but this is their interview so pull up a cushion and enjoy their tail … er, tale. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Georgia:  I am […]

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13 Cat-Eye Sunnies No Cat Lady Should be Without

13 Cat-Eye Sunnies No Cat Lady Should be Without

[ 1 ] June 19, 2014 |

If there are two things I can never keep track of, it’s keys and sunglasses. So, I have multiples of each. Even if you don’t have that problem, you can use it as an excuse to buy a pair — or ten — of these tres chic Cat Eye Sunglasses. Click any photo to go […]

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Cat-Embossed Rolling Pin

Cat-Embossed Rolling Pin

[ 3 ] June 18, 2014 |

I’m a baker, and I love cookies. I’d make a batch every day if I weren’t in danger of weighing 800 lbs. But this rolling pin has me reconsidering that stance. If I had a cat-embossed rolling pin, how could I resist or cookies with it every single day? Or make my own cat treats […]

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