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20 Cat Stocking Stuffers Under $5
[ 4 ] December 6, 2016 |

20 Cat Stocking Stuffers Under $5

Have you emptied your pockets looking for Christmas shopping money only to see nothing but cat hair floating to the floor? Well, these gifts can’t be paid for in cat hair, but they’re inexpensive enough that you can raid your couch cushions for spare change and buy them with the proceeds. After all, at one […]

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Ask Max Monday: Kitten Gifting
[ 0 ] December 5, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: Kitten Gifting

Max, whuts a tale for? My bruther thwaps his in my face then gits all hissy win I try to kill it. If its not fur playin or killin, whuts it for? Tails have many functions: to balance, show emotion, clear the bathroom counter, test the temperature of whatever the human is drinking, and my […]

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16 Ways to Catify Your Holiday Yard Decorations
[ 0 ] December 4, 2016 |

16 Ways to Catify Your Holiday Yard Decorations

Of all the pre-Christmas weekends, this one and next one are the busiest for putting up yard decorations. But have YOU incorporated CATS into your holiday yard decor? If not, here are a few items guaranteed to tell everyone who drives by that Cat Rule/Dogs Drool during the holiday season. Most are less than $20; only […]

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Last Week on Mousebreath

Cat Blogosphere Mourns Sammy Kimmel
[ 4 ] December 2, 2016 |

Cat Blogosphere Mourns Sammy Kimmel

With profound sadness, Cat Scouts around the world today bid farewell to one of their finest Sabertooth Scouts, Scout Sammy Kimmel, who departed for The Bridge. Scout Sammy had climbed to the pinnacle of Cat Scouts success. Head of the Worldwide Wildcats, he achieved the Sabertooth rank, was a member of the Order of the Arrowhead, […]

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Purrfect For Your Ugly Sweater Pawty
[ 4 ] December 1, 2016 |

Purrfect For Your Ugly Sweater Pawty

Got an Ugly Sweater Christmas Pawty coming up, and nothing quite ugly enough to wear? Check out these beauties! (Prices subject to change.) Cats. Pizza. Outer Space. All your faves rolled into one. And speaking of rolled, looks a little like some of the pot legalization Christmas pawties being celebrated in California this season! $22.99 […]

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NZ Woman Dies Rescuing Cat from Tree
[ 0 ] November 30, 2016 |

NZ Woman Dies Rescuing Cat from Tree

Gaylene Dunn, a 54-year-old New Zealand cat lover, recently died from an injury sustained while rescuing her beloved cat Tinker from a tree. No, she didn’t fall from the upper reaches of a sky-high eucalyptus. Her foot got stuck in the V of a lance tree just a foot or so from its base. Trapped […]

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The Cat and Crazy Cat Lady Lifestyles

20 Cat Stocking Stuffers Under $5
[ 4 ] December 6, 2016 |

20 Cat Stocking Stuffers Under $5

Have you emptied your pockets looking for Christmas shopping money only to see nothing but cat hair floating to the floor? Well, these gifts can’t be paid for in cat hair, but they’re inexpensive enough that you can raid your couch cushions for spare change and buy them with the proceeds. After all, at one […]

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Purrfect For Your Ugly Sweater Pawty
[ 4 ] December 1, 2016 |

Purrfect For Your Ugly Sweater Pawty

Got an Ugly Sweater Christmas Pawty coming up, and nothing quite ugly enough to wear? Check out these beauties! (Prices subject to change.) Cats. Pizza. Outer Space. All your faves rolled into one. And speaking of rolled, looks a little like some of the pot legalization Christmas pawties being celebrated in California this season! $22.99 […]

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Hang with Hauspanther in Phoenix this Sunday!
[ 0 ] November 30, 2016 |

Hang with Hauspanther in Phoenix this Sunday!

You can hang out with Hauspanther’s Kate Benjamin and finish off all your holiday shopping in downtown Phoenix this Sunday. Stop by the Strawberry Hedgehog Soap Shop & Vegan Boutique for a special day of holiday shopping and fun that benefits the Animal Defense League of Arizona. According to Kate, Hauspanther will be decking the halls with […]

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Advice and Snark from Max the Feline Life Coach

Ask Max Monday: Kitten Gifting
[ 0 ] December 5, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: Kitten Gifting

Max, whuts a tale for? My bruther thwaps his in my face then gits all hissy win I try to kill it. If its not fur playin or killin, whuts it for? Tails have many functions: to balance, show emotion, clear the bathroom counter, test the temperature of whatever the human is drinking, and my […]

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Ask Max Monday: California COOL
[ 3 ] November 28, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: California COOL

HAY MAX HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOO TO WARE THAT TURKEEY HAT? I did it for free, dood! I mean, look at me. I AM STUNNING! And now everyone knows I mean business when I tell them to back off or I’ll wear their asterisk for a hat, because now there’s proof. Max i […]

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Ask Max Monday: Kitten Tongues, I Tell Ya!
[ 2 ] November 21, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: Kitten Tongues, I Tell Ya!

how many more sleeps until Santa?? we are asking for a friend Not too many! Santa comes in a little over a month, so only 1,265 more sleeps! Max on the ballon idea, what about the Chinese lanterns you light and send into the night. I think those are more eco friendly I think those […]

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Cat Entertainment, Art and Crafts

Forget the Mall on Black Friday. We’ve Got This.
[ 2 ] November 25, 2016 |

Forget the Mall on Black Friday. We’ve Got This.

I usually spend most of Black Friday wondering in which of the seven circles of hell does the Black Friday Walmart Stampede live? My life took a signficant turn for the better with Amazon Fresh. No longer do I have to grow old in the interminable lines at Safeway, only to be subjected to the […]

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10 Cat Bling Pins You Can’t Live Without
[ 0 ] October 29, 2016 |

10 Cat Bling Pins You Can’t Live Without

Santa Claus in comin’ to town in a couple of months and here are ten pieces of cat bling you must put on your wishlist. The best part? Most of them are $10 or less. Click any photo to go to the product page. (Prices subject to change without notice.) This cat is proud of […]

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Feline Fontaholics, Take Note!
[ 12 ] September 29, 2016 |

Feline Fontaholics, Take Note!

If, like me, you’re a fontaholic, and you’re into those pawpular cutting and crafting programs, run don’t walk to Print Shapes’ Etsy Shop. For less than $3, you can buy an instant-download zip file containing SVG, DXF, EPS, and PDF files of one of the cutest cat font EVAH! Wish they had this as a TTF! Click […]

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Funny Farm Felines Interview Blogging Cats

Jaimi Ilama and The Upstairs Cat
[ 10 ] April 15, 2016 |

Jaimi Ilama and The Upstairs Cat

We are doing something different this week. Instead of interviewing a cat blogger or a cat with a social media presence, we would like to introduce you to a new writer of children’s books that feature animal stories with a life lesson. The first book of the series is about … what else! … a […]

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The Board of Library Cats
[ 10 ] February 12, 2016 |

The Board of Library Cats

We were pleased to meet the felines from the blog Library Board of Cats late last year. (You can also find them on Doggie and Kitty Caperz.)  They agreed to sit down with us so we can learn more about them as individuals, but the interview was delayed as we each had a furry member […]

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Daily Wisdom of 7 Cats and Counting
[ 6 ] October 30, 2015 |

Daily Wisdom of 7 Cats and Counting

We are pleased to interview Finnegan, Charlie, Phelps, Darth Vader, Quicksilver, Amber and Lily from the blog, Daily Feline Wisdom. FunnyFarmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Finnegan: We are a family of seven cats. Our names, in order of oldest to youngest, are Charlie (formerly known as Pumpkin), Phelps (aka Phelpsie), Darth Vader, […]

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Got Stankface? GIVEAWAY Tidy Cats #spons

Got Stankface? GIVEAWAY Tidy Cats #spons

[ 11 ] August 1, 2016 |

Special to Mousebreath by Banzai We have a noo kittin in the howse and he has stinky poops that wood cauze an ixplosion if you lited a match. It’s enuf to kerl yer ears inside out. The ladey sez I just haff to be payshunt acuz he is gitting ajusted to noo foods and got dewermed […]

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The. Best. Cat Tree. EVAH! And 5 Also-Rans.

The. Best. Cat Tree. EVAH! And 5 Also-Rans.

[ 5 ] November 23, 2016 |

As much as I would love to super-catify my house, I get outvoted by the hubs, who took a lot of convincing just to let me keep a standard-issue 5-ft cat tree in the living room vs. hiding it in a spare bedroom upstairs. He’s worried about being branded a crazy cat dude. So I […]

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GIVEAWAY! Makin’ Biscuits (Weird Cat Behaviors Book)

GIVEAWAY! Makin’ Biscuits (Weird Cat Behaviors Book)

[ 3 ] November 22, 2016 |

Imagine getting out of the shower and wrapping your hair in a towel when a cat lands on your head. If you’re Deb Barnes, it’s the genesis of a book project on weird cat behaviors: Makin’ Biscuits. She groups common strange behaviors into chapters like “You Can Pet Me, Just Don’t Touch Me.” (If you’ve ever […]

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GIVEAWAY: Amazon Prime 1-Yr Membership from Tidy Cats #ad

GIVEAWAY: Amazon Prime 1-Yr Membership from Tidy Cats #ad

[ 7 ] November 17, 2016 |

Yesterday, we hosted an Amazon Giveaway of two Tidy Cats Direct litter systems. (Giveaway is still open, just click to see if you’re a winner!) Today, courtesy of Tidy Cats, we’re giving away a one-year Amazon Prime membership. Tidy Cats Direct is a revolutionary new disposable litter box system that’s delivered to your doorstep. Just […]

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GIVEAWAY: Tidy Cats Direct Disposable Litter System! #spons

GIVEAWAY: Tidy Cats Direct Disposable Litter System! #spons

[ 1 ] November 16, 2016 |

Tidy Cats Direct is a revolutionary new disposable litter box system, and we’re hosting a giveaway for two Tidy Cats Direct boxes and an Amazon Prime Membership, courtesy of Tidy Cats! Meet Tidy Cats Direct The only thing worse than scooping cat litter is scrubbing out the box every week. It’s a crappy job, right? […]

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Insanely Fugly Cat Sweater: $4500

Insanely Fugly Cat Sweater: $4500

[ 3 ] November 15, 2016 |

I’m no fashion plate, as anyone who knows me can attest. But isn’t it just a little bit insane to pay $4500 for the fugliest cat sweater EVER? And never mind the stripes and plaid: didn’t your mom ever caution you about wearing cats and dogs in the same ensemble? Nope, she doesn’t look too […]

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Ask Max Monday: Vote NO on Balloons

Ask Max Monday: Vote NO on Balloons

[ 5 ] November 14, 2016 |

hay max i herd you no evrything, so i haff an impurrtunt thing to ask. i just came to liv at a noo place. it’s nice. my brudder livs heer. i lived in a kupple udder places beefore this one cuz nobuddy wunts to giv blak cats furever homes. my brudder sez they’ll keep me, […]

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Time to Get Your Turkey On, Kittehs!

Time to Get Your Turkey On, Kittehs!

[ 3 ] November 11, 2016 |

Did I hear a “Gobble Gobble”? Turkey Day is just around the corner, so you’re running out of time to get your turkey on. We’ve combed the interwebs for the best Turkey Costumes so you won’t be caught all nekkid on the big day. Click any image for purchase info. Pilgrim Girl cat costume $45 […]

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Honor Vets Through Pets for Vets & Dogs on Deployment #spons

Honor Vets Through Pets for Vets & Dogs on Deployment #spons

[ 0 ] November 11, 2016 |

What better act can you perform to thank our veterans for their service than help ensure their pets are cared for during their service commitments and provide companion animals for veterans who need them? Purina is honoring veterans this month by donating $100,000 to two organizations dedicated to the military and their pets. Here’s Where […]

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PBS’s The Story of Cats: Watch Ep 2

PBS’s The Story of Cats: Watch Ep 2

[ 0 ] November 10, 2016 |

In the second part of The Story of Cats, we discover how cats first crossed from Asia into North America and how they went on to become the top predators of the continent. Today there are 13 feline species in the Americas – from the mighty jaguar, to the urban mountain lion, to the curious […]

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