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$6.50 Buys You a Cat Art Print AND 4-for-3 Sale
[ 0 ] June 25, 2016 |

$6.50 Buys You a Cat Art Print AND 4-for-3 Sale

What a great opportunity to stock up on whimsical cat prints you can give as quick gifts to your favorite cat ladies! The 4″x6″ prints are $6.50, and if you buy three of any size prints you get the 4th one free. 8.3″ X 11.7″ prints are $18. The artist, Aussie Sam Battersby, named his Etsy shop Matou […]

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Got Poop? Win a Littervention! (GIVEAWAY) #spons
[ 2 ] June 24, 2016 |

Got Poop? Win a Littervention! (GIVEAWAY) #spons

I’m lucky to have cats with excellent litter habits. But try as I might to train them otherwise, they seem to delight in bolting from the box like Olympic gymnasts landing their dismounts, hoping to win points for flair. And after Tripper digs for China, the laundry porch could be mistaken for a quarry. This results in […]

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Kittehs! You Don’t Have to be 21 Years Old to Enjoy Vino!
[ 2 ] June 21, 2016 |

Kittehs! You Don’t Have to be 21 Years Old to Enjoy Vino!

Kittehs are often disappointed that most don’t live to the legal drinking age of 21. No cosmos, no brewskis, no vino. If you’re an indoor cat, you can’t sneak off to a liquor store, hang around outside and wait for a geezer cat to show up so you can ask him to buy for you in exchange for […]

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Last Week on Mousebreath

Ask Max Monday: Today Is A Good Day
[ 15 ] June 20, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: Today Is A Good Day

  Today, doods, I want you to go out and have some fun. Or stay inside and have some fun. Just have fun. Today is my birthday, and my birthday should be a day for fun. Y’all know that the People never really expected me to live this long. Just before I turned 4, when […]

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Time for Your Cat To Be a Loser #spons
[ 3 ] June 14, 2016 |

Time for Your Cat To Be a Loser #spons

At 12 years and 22 lbs, Tripp is a tubby tabby. And it doesn’t take a veterinarian or a PhD to help me figure that out. Over the years his swagger has morphed into a waddle. He boasts an impressive furchin*. I have to tend to his crusty butt hygiene because he can’t quite reach […]

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Ask Max Monday: Breathe.
[ 9 ] June 13, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: Breathe.

Dear Max, Weez kitties have a situazun up in da house. It got nice and warm when The springs sprung, but then the propellers on da ceiling started making it windy in here. Now there is frickin freezing air coming out of the vents thingies. Humommy says she gots the hots waves but kitties is […]

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The Cat and Crazy Cat Lady Lifestyles

Kittehs! You Don’t Have to be 21 Years Old to Enjoy Vino!
[ 2 ] June 21, 2016 |

Kittehs! You Don’t Have to be 21 Years Old to Enjoy Vino!

Kittehs are often disappointed that most don’t live to the legal drinking age of 21. No cosmos, no brewskis, no vino. If you’re an indoor cat, you can’t sneak off to a liquor store, hang around outside and wait for a geezer cat to show up so you can ask him to buy for you in exchange for […]

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Time for Your Cat To Be a Loser #spons
[ 3 ] June 14, 2016 |

Time for Your Cat To Be a Loser #spons

At 12 years and 22 lbs, Tripp is a tubby tabby. And it doesn’t take a veterinarian or a PhD to help me figure that out. Over the years his swagger has morphed into a waddle. He boasts an impressive furchin*. I have to tend to his crusty butt hygiene because he can’t quite reach […]

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5 Fun Fab Feline Handbags
[ 0 ] June 4, 2016 |

5 Fun Fab Feline Handbags

Who can resist buying just one more handbag? Not me. I’ve got a gazillion totes, but then I see a cute cat purse and talk myself into buying just one more. Here are five I’m having a hard time saying no to:     This grey felted purse features a house panther, and goes as […]

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Advice and Snark from Max the Feline Life Coach

Ask Max Monday: Today Is A Good Day
[ 15 ] June 20, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: Today Is A Good Day

  Today, doods, I want you to go out and have some fun. Or stay inside and have some fun. Just have fun. Today is my birthday, and my birthday should be a day for fun. Y’all know that the People never really expected me to live this long. Just before I turned 4, when […]

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Ask Max Monday: Breathe.
[ 9 ] June 13, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: Breathe.

Dear Max, Weez kitties have a situazun up in da house. It got nice and warm when The springs sprung, but then the propellers on da ceiling started making it windy in here. Now there is frickin freezing air coming out of the vents thingies. Humommy says she gots the hots waves but kitties is […]

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Ask Max Monday: If You Give A Cat An Armpit…
[ 1 ] June 6, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: If You Give A Cat An Armpit…

Hi hi hi oh wise and wonderfur Max Iz need to ask youse a impurrtant question. My hoomin meowmie says fur such a cute little gurl Iz got a potty mouth! !! Dere be a birdie bath in front on de living room window and ever time a birdie takes a bath Iz make a […]

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Cat Entertainment, Art and Crafts

249 Cats Owe Their Lives to These Guys
[ 1 ] June 3, 2016 |

249 Cats Owe Their Lives to These Guys

If you’ve ever had a cat stuck up in a tree, you’re going to wish you lived in western Washington state. Canopy Cat Rescue’s Shaun Sears and Tom Otto travel throughout the Puget Sound area to rescue treed cats. And their efforts are being rewarded with their own reality show, “Treetop Cat Rescue,” which debuted […]

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“Cats, Cats, Cats: A Feline Obsession” on Sat in Tucson
[ 0 ] March 13, 2015 |

“Cats, Cats, Cats: A Feline Obsession” on Sat in Tucson

Southern Arizona feline fanatics will be lining up at the University of Arizona (Tucson) this weekend to see “Cats, Cats, Cats: A Feline Obsession.” It’s a panel discussion in which you can rub elbows and bonk heads with noted cat writers and illustrators discussing why cats are such a hot topic, and how they are […]

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Catdance Film Festival Now Open for Entries
[ 0 ] September 11, 2014 |

Catdance Film Festival Now Open for Entries

Buckaroo is still licking his wounds over his Fainting Goat Cat video not making it to the finals of a recent cat video contest despite pandering to the sponsors and doing some damned fine stunt cat work. He lost to a bunch of lame Vines. So he was very excited to see that Fresh Step […]

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Funny Farm Felines Interview Blogging Cats

Jaimi Ilama and The Upstairs Cat
[ 10 ] April 15, 2016 |

Jaimi Ilama and The Upstairs Cat

We are doing something different this week. Instead of interviewing a cat blogger or a cat with a social media presence, we would like to introduce you to a new writer of children’s books that feature animal stories with a life lesson. The first book of the series is about … what else! … a […]

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The Board of Library Cats
[ 10 ] February 12, 2016 |

The Board of Library Cats

We were pleased to meet the felines from the blog Library Board of Cats late last year. (You can also find them on Doggie and Kitty Caperz.)  They agreed to sit down with us so we can learn more about them as individuals, but the interview was delayed as we each had a furry member […]

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Daily Wisdom of 7 Cats and Counting
[ 6 ] October 30, 2015 |

Daily Wisdom of 7 Cats and Counting

We are pleased to interview Finnegan, Charlie, Phelps, Darth Vader, Quicksilver, Amber and Lily from the blog, Daily Feline Wisdom. FunnyFarmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Finnegan: We are a family of seven cats. Our names, in order of oldest to youngest, are Charlie (formerly known as Pumpkin), Phelps (aka Phelpsie), Darth Vader, […]

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Other Recent Posts

GIVEAWAY! Miss Out on the 4-20 Fun? Score a Dime Bag of Silvervine!

GIVEAWAY! Miss Out on the 4-20 Fun? Score a Dime Bag of Silvervine!

[ 3 ] April 21, 2016 |

4/20 was National Weed Day, and I’m not talking dandelions and crabgrass. Why 4/20? According to Time Magazine: The most credible story traces the date to Marin County, Calif. In 1971, five students at San Rafael High School would reportedly meet at 4:20 p.m. by the campus’s statue of chemist Louis Pasteur to partake. Two of […]

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Is This the Best Cat Video EVER?

Is This the Best Cat Video EVER?

[ 6 ] June 9, 2016 |

While I’ve been offline having the worst week of my life, an elaborately produced cat video popped up on the interwebs–a commercial for a German discount grocery chain. (Well, I think that what its an ad for, based on my years of high school German.) Anyone who’s ever tried to get her cats to do […]

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Don’t Tell Me I Can’t Consider My Cats as My Kids

Don’t Tell Me I Can’t Consider My Cats as My Kids

[ 6 ] June 2, 2016 |

A self-important mommy blogger just wrote the screed Saying Your Dog Is Your “Baby” Is an Insult to Moms Everywhere. Although her sentiments were directed at dog owners, I’m sure thinks no more kindly of cat owners. She describes how much more difficult it is to give birth vs. adopting a pet, how much more complicated […]

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5 Reasons You’ll Fall in Love with Cat Hoop Art

5 Reasons You’ll Fall in Love with Cat Hoop Art

[ 0 ] June 1, 2016 |

Kids today! Probably wouldn’t know an embroidery hoop from a garter belt. But seeing one immediately transports me to 7th grade summer school, when one of our home ec projects was learning to embroider a flour-sack kitchen towel. My fingertips were pincushions as I mastered French knots and the lazy Daisy stitch. 90% of my lifetime […]

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Ask Max Monday: You Been CHOOSED, Dood!

Ask Max Monday: You Been CHOOSED, Dood!

[ 2 ] May 30, 2016 |

Thanks Max – that is helpful and I will add the “no” without using a pointy finger in hopes that he associates the word and me leaving with a behavior that means he doesn’t get attention. He’s not a big fan of high places, but can mostly be found in a medium height cat tree […]

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LAST DAY to Generate a $2 Donation to Petfinder with Your Cute Cat Photo

LAST DAY to Generate a $2 Donation to Petfinder with Your Cute Cat Photo

[ 2 ] May 30, 2016 |

REMINDER! You’ve got about 36 hours left to generate a $2 donation to Petfinder with your rollover cat photo.   Petfinder got a $2 donation from Purina because I posted the above video in which Buckaroo rolls over on command about 83 times. #rolloverhunger It’s part of Purina’s Roll Over Hunger campaign, running through the […]

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Topiary Cats Capture Imaginations of Millions

Topiary Cats Capture Imaginations of Millions

[ 2 ] May 28, 2016 |

I’ve never been a particular fan of topiaries–I’m more of a wild child gardener–but these cat topiaries could change my mind. One day a “surrealist” artist from Stapleford, Hertfordshire, UK  Richard Saunders, spied an ornamental shrub that resembled the shape of his beloved pet cat while asleep. His ongoing cat topiary project, in which he creates images […]

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Pennsylvanians Want to Know: Do Cats Fart?

Pennsylvanians Want to Know: Do Cats Fart?

[ 1 ] May 25, 2016 |

Did someone get paid to do this research? A recent analysis of Google queries revealed what search words and phrases were used the most in which states. This wasn’t to determine the top search terms in each state, but rather which state searched for certain whimsical search terms the most. Interesting, Pennsylvanians searched for “Do Cats Fart?” […]

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Ask Max Monday: The True Nature of the Blurpy

Ask Max Monday: The True Nature of the Blurpy

[ 4 ] May 23, 2016 |

Max, the human used to wake up at 6 and that was breakfast time. Now the wakes up at 5, but breakfast is still at 6! Should we not get our breakfast earlier, since the human wakes up earlier? Once a person’s feet hit the floor, it’s food o’clock. Period. In fact, it’s AFTER food […]

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These Boobs are Made for Walkin. And That’s Just What He’ll Do…..

These Boobs are Made for Walkin. And That’s Just What He’ll Do…..

[ 1 ] May 20, 2016 |

Buckaroo is perhaps the strangest cat I’ve ever had. I’m not surprised he likes to make biscuits on my boobs–which itself makes purrfect sense. He drools while he does it. But he also paces across my boobs, back-and-forth, back-and-forth, the minute I go to bed. When he steps on them, he always hits the bullseye. […]

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