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Ask Max Monday: Purrfect for a Woofy

Ask Max Monday: Purrfect for a Woofy

Dood, the mom says that’s some epic ear hair. But we heard that guys only get ear hair when they get old. Is you old? We don’t think so, so we think that it’s a lie. Also, the mom says that burrito looks like it could explode at any minute. Also, Miles farted in the […]

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Ask Max Monday: It’s Been a 20 Day Week

Doods, it really feels like this week has been 20 days long. We’ve been slammed over here at Casa de Psychokitty, trying to meet a work deadline, and then trying to fix a major manuscript oops. So this week I bring you this: It’s a burrito the Man tried to suck down this week. He […]

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Ask Max Monday: Because It’s Not Tuesday

Hi Max! Say, the pawparrazzi have been crazy, crazy at my house – hiding around every corner! How do I keep them at bay at least while I’m bathing, napping & eating?! Every time they stick that camera in your face, attack. Jump on them while growling and hissing, and if you need to, stick […]

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Ask Max Monday: I.P. Freely (or…Think Outside the Box)

Ask Max Monday: I.P. Freely (or…Think Outside the Box)

Hi, Max!  Our beloved Bhu crossed the bridge in December and left us with broken hearts all around.  But last month we went to the humane society and found Daffodil, who was probably the least social kitty of the bunch.  Three years old, declawed, but cute as a button.  She is definitely weird, though (something […]

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Ask Max Monday: Oops

Ask Max Monday: Oops

MAX MAX!! Where is your column this week??? Inquiring minds want to know!! Dood, I have no idea what happened last week. If you’d asked me, I would have sworn I’d uploaded a column last Sunday night. Someone (and it had to be the Woman, because it certainly couldn’t have been me) had a massive […]

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Ask Max Monday: Cheese, Please

Ask Max Monday: Cheese, Please

Max, I just finished reading your poetry book. You dictate so well. I was crying by the end though, even though you probably don’t want that. How did the woman manage to type your poems as I assume she often took breaks to laugh or cry? The Woman has a cold, black heart and nothing […]

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Ask Max Monday: If You Give A Dog A Treat… (Maybe He Won’t Eat The Cat)

Ask Max Monday: If You Give A Dog A Treat… (Maybe He Won’t Eat The Cat)

Max…. Any idea where we can get kitty sized ear plugs? The mom says it is “football season” again when those guys on tv seem to take forever chasing a ball around a big green field. And man can our mom yell at the TV. THANKS Amazon. Amazon is the answer for everything. If they […]

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Ask Max Monday: If You Give A Cat A Box…

Ask Max Monday: If You Give A Cat A Box…

Deer Max – will there be a book signing anywhere near my house? Also, will mine boogerhead brother ever stop wandering around the house screaming his bloody head off about nothing? Book signings require that I leave my house, which I am generally opposed to, so…nope, don’t think it will happen. I’ll sign books, just […]

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Ask Max Monday: It’s All About ME!

Ask Max Monday: It’s All About ME!

And why the heck not? ME. All ME. Dear Max, What did you do this week? Love, Max Well, Max, since you asked…this week my new book, THE EMPEROR OF SAN FRANCISCO was released! This is my first piece of fiction and I am very, very excited about it. Also, I am very, very nervous […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Truncated Edition

Ask Max Monday: The Truncated Edition

I’m sure you’ve told this story before, but how did you come to live with The Woman and The Man? Thanks. Gabriel’s Mom Long story short, I was kind of a rescue. When I was a tiny kitten I lived with friends of the Younger Human who couldn’t afford me, so he brought me home […]

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Ask Max Monday: It’s The Hots. Run.

Ask Max Monday: It’s The Hots. Run.

new book huh?? concats! about this election thingy….when is it gonna end? the mom lady is using some new creative HBO werds that she says we aren’t allowed to repeat…which we don’t think it fair….and says it is all due to this election. Oh holy Cheetos, the election krap can’t end soon enough. We have […]

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Ask Max Monday: I Writed You a Book. Again!

Ask Max Monday: I Writed You a Book. Again!

Ok, so there weren’t any questions for this week, so ya know what? I’m gonna engage in a little self-promotion, that’s what. A lot of you know that the Woman is a writer and she’s written a couple or six novels all on her own, and she helped me put together a few of my […]

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Ask Max Monday: Hit 225 Points, You Get A Free Ice Cream

Ask Max Monday: Hit 225 Points, You Get A Free Ice Cream

Dear Max, Once again I need help in training my human. Now she says she will re-tire in a few years. OK so she needs new tires just get them, don’t tell me about it. I only go in the car once get a year anyway, Bast willing. Then she says when she re-tires she […]

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Ask Max Monday: How To Make A Kajillion Dollars

Ask Max Monday: How To Make A Kajillion Dollars

Hey Max, I can see how you and Buddah are such unique and sometimes demanding cats that the Woman might want an animal free period (at least until they decide they must have a cat in the house again – or maybe an elephant). I have a question about my crankypants cat. I never do […]

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Ask Max Monday: It’s Okay To Be Pet Free

Ask Max Monday: It’s Okay To Be Pet Free

Dear Max, As purr usual you were right! We tried out the elephant or should I say smellephant? We rented a nice one just to try it out but we couldn’t even get her through the front door and she missed her family so she went back home. Maybe when the time is right I’ll […]

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Ask Max Monday: Yes, We’ll Take That Card Back

Ask Max Monday: Yes, We’ll Take That Card Back

Dear Max, Happy belated birfy day. Yesterday we were busy and couldn’t write to you because my sisfur had to go to the stabby lady house and they decided to keep her, well only until she’s better. She stopped eating and was dehydrated. She even lost two pounds. Her white count was high and they […]

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Ask Max Monday: Today Is A Good Day

Ask Max Monday: Today Is A Good Day

  Today, doods, I want you to go out and have some fun. Or stay inside and have some fun. Just have fun. Today is my birthday, and my birthday should be a day for fun. Y’all know that the People never really expected me to live this long. Just before I turned 4, when […]

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Ask Max Monday: Breathe.

Ask Max Monday: Breathe.

Dear Max, Weez kitties have a situazun up in da house. It got nice and warm when The springs sprung, but then the propellers on da ceiling started making it windy in here. Now there is frickin freezing air coming out of the vents thingies. Humommy says she gots the hots waves but kitties is […]

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Ask Max Monday: If You Give A Cat An Armpit…

Ask Max Monday: If You Give A Cat An Armpit…

Hi hi hi oh wise and wonderfur Max Iz need to ask youse a impurrtant question. My hoomin meowmie says fur such a cute little gurl Iz got a potty mouth! !! Dere be a birdie bath in front on de living room window and ever time a birdie takes a bath Iz make a […]

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Ask Max Monday: You Been CHOOSED, Dood!

Ask Max Monday: You Been CHOOSED, Dood!

Thanks Max – that is helpful and I will add the “no” without using a pointy finger in hopes that he associates the word and me leaving with a behavior that means he doesn’t get attention. He’s not a big fan of high places, but can mostly be found in a medium height cat tree […]

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