Tag: Baseball

Good News Tewsday: Baseball is Going to the Cats… and Their Cat Guys
[ 1 ] March 28, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Baseball is Going to the Cats… and Their Cat Guys

Birds and Cats: they go together like steak and potatoes, like bacon and eggs…. right? Nothing proves the analogy more apt that with this pairing of the NY Yankees’ Greg Bird, and Mr Delicious, his beloved Sphynx cat. Through Friday, Bird had six home runs in Spring Training, and a .432 batting average, which he has […]

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New Jersey Cats Will be Taken Out to the Ballgame Saturday
[ 0 ] July 6, 2016 |

New Jersey Cats Will be Taken Out to the Ballgame Saturday

If you live anywhere in or near New Jersey (as in, to the right of the Mississippi river) head over the FirstEnergy Park in Lakewood NJ this Saturday, where they will be celebrating CATurday. The BlueClaws will be wearing special jerseys that will be auctioned off to benefit BlueClaws Charities. If you can’t be at the game […]

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baseball in december?  wut da????
[ 2 ] December 28, 2012 |

baseball in december? wut da????

yes brudderz an sistahz an sportsfanz uv all agez … da grate hideki matsui, hizself, haz annownced dat he iz retiring. mi mom an i luv matsui … heck … i havva brudder named fer him. heer’z a little backgrownd fer u: in 1993 matsui joined da yomiuri giants in japan. dis teem iz da […]

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Yankees: C Ya! But da seezin izn’t over
[ 4 ] October 22, 2012 |

Yankees: C Ya! But da seezin izn’t over

My esteemed koleeg Jeter Harris sugjested that the baseball seezin is over, but nuthin is farther frum da trooth unless you wuz rootin for da loozer Yankeez. In fakt, yoo cood say da seezin is just beginning. This yeer, if you followed Tripper Harrison Jeter, yoo’d know that I have bin rooting for feerce Deetroit […]

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In da Dugout: Da birds are for da birds
[ 0 ] September 18, 2012 |

In da Dugout: Da birds are for da birds

Hey evrybuddy, Harrison Jeter heer in da dugout with …. well, it’s just me an Matsui this week. Jeter Harris is coastin’ on his column cuz da Yankeez are coastin’ into October. Yep, da Yankeez sucked much of the seezin, but even with Andy Pettitte’s broken paw, they are stompin’ all over da birds in […]

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rivalriez
[ 2 ] July 30, 2012 |

rivalriez

brudderz an sistahz an sportsfanz uv all agez … mi name iz jeter harris an i am heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui an mi grate frend tripper harrison jeter an we ar talkin abowt baseball. we jus finished owr 3 game weekend seriez wid owr biggest rivalz da boston red sox … […]

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Yankees Fans are all crying and stuff today….
[ 4 ] July 23, 2012 |

Yankees Fans are all crying and stuff today….

  I think da grate Jeter Harris will be nersing a few Fat Cat Ales today after the trownsing his teem took at the hand of the Oakland A’s this weekend . The Yankees didn’t win one singul game. Or two. Or three. It was a 4 GAME WIPEOUT, only the second time in Yank’s […]

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This Week: A PURRfect Game in SF!

This Week: A PURRfect Game in SF!

Hay everycat, this is Tripper Harrison Jeter in da dugout, filling in for Jeter Harris with Sports. Over on the left koste in left-leening San Fransisko this week, Matt Kane wuz able to thro a historic purrfect game (the first in Giants baseball histery and only the 22nd guy ever to do it EVER) wich […]

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Hoo Sucked this Week in Baseball

Hoo Sucked this Week in Baseball

Hey evrybuddy, this is TRIPPER Harrison Jeter filling in for da grate Jeter Harris with the baseball repurrt frum da dugout. Da Yankeez Well the Yankeez had a ruff end to the Memoriul Day weekend, braking a 5 game winning streek win they sukked aginst the Angelz. Things were looking good for Noo York in […]

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In da Dugout with Harrison Jeter

In da Dugout with Harrison Jeter

Hey evrybuddy this is Tripper Harrison Jeter in da dugout for Jeter Harris with this week’s sports rap up. YANKEEZ: Probly the hilite of the Yankeez week wuz win Andy Pettitte piched 8-1/3 shutout innings. He had gone 680 days between regular-seezin wins, so he musta bin pritty happy not to suk anymore. The Yanks […]

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oh no … no mo … da yankz got mo no mo’.. an udder stuff.
[ 7 ] May 4, 2012 |

oh no … no mo … da yankz got mo no mo’.. an udder stuff.

hello brudderz an sistahz an sportz fanz uv all agez. mi name iz jeter harris an i am heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui an mi grate frend tripper harrison jeter … an we ar heer to talk baseball. i hav 3 thingz to report to u today, injury, no-noz, anna grate yankee […]

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In da Dugout with Harrison Jeter

In da Dugout with Harrison Jeter

Hi everycat. This is Tripper Harrison Jeter filling in for Jeter Harris with news frum the dugout. Hedikki Matsui (hoo got his name frum Mousebreath’s resident sports columnist’s rat-catching brudder) has sined with the Tampa Bay Rays. Matsui is a squillion yeers old in cat yeers, and he’ll in the minors for awile. We like […]

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The Bosox Must Really Suck

The Bosox Must Really Suck

Hi evrycat, this is TRIPPER Harrison Jeter filling in for Jeter Harris In da Dugout. Last week, I sed the New York Yankees had alreddy peeked. Wich makes me think that da Boston Red Sox must REELY suk given the big beeting the Yanks gave them this last weekend. One brite spot on the Yankees […]

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In da Dugout with Harrison Jeter

In da Dugout with Harrison Jeter

At Mousebreath this week we got the bad nooz that sports columnist Jeter Harris had gotten stuk in a storm drane and is recuvering frum the horror of that sichuayshun. My name is TRIPPER Harrison Jeter and I’m gonna fill in wile he’s out. Pleeze pardun my spelling becuz I am not the spelling expurt […]

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Tampa Rays Add DJ Cat Mascot
[ 2 ] February 17, 2012 |

Tampa Rays Add DJ Cat Mascot

If Rally Monkey and Keyboard Cat were to get it on, their spawn would likely be DJ Kitty, the Tampa Bay Rays’ handsome new mas-cat. DJ Kitty’s not replacing Raymond, but will purrvide mascot support in much the same way as the infamous Rally Squirrel in St Louis. (We suspect he might want to join […]

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da off seezun
[ 6 ] November 5, 2011 |

da off seezun

brudderz an sistahz an sportsfanz uv all agez … it’z da off seezun an mi brudder matsui an i hav left da dugowt. i wanna say congratyoolashunz to da st. louis cardinalz WORLD SERIEZ CHAMPIONZ! i know dat it haz been sum time since da day dey won da world seriez but az mi mom […]

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rubber game… anna contest!
[ 2 ] August 7, 2011 |

rubber game… anna contest!

brudderz an sistahz an sportz fanz uv all agez … i’m jeter harris an i’m heer in da dugowt alone … mi brudder matsui iz on assinement findin owt more abowt da oriolez an da blue jayz. i wuz talkin to mi frendz pixel an samba abowt tonite’z rubber game between da yankeez an da […]

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hav u been reedin mi column?  well … heer’zza (OPEN BOOK) test fer u!
[ 13 ] July 14, 2011 |

hav u been reedin mi column? well … heer’zza (OPEN BOOK) test fer u!

hello brudderz an sistahz an sportz fanz uv all agez. i’m heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui an we decided to see if u hav lerned anythin abowt baseball azza rezult uv reedin “in da dugowt” so far. we put togedder dis little (OPEN BOOK) test. wen yer finished wid da (OPEN BOOK) […]

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“something i will remember for the rest of my life!”
[ 10 ] July 10, 2011 |

“something i will remember for the rest of my life!”

doze ar da werdz derek jeter sed wen asked abowt hiz historik 3000th hit jus arownd 2:00 yesturday afternoon at yankee stadium. it wuz mor eksitin becuz hiz 3000th hit wuzza homerun … an dat iz only da second time in history dat happened! (da only udder player to reech 3000 widda homerun wuz da […]

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