Tag: Cats

Top 6 Dangers Your Cat Should Avoid During the Holidays

Top 6 Dangers Your Cat Should Avoid During the Holidays

As we race toward the holidays, take a breath and contemplate the dangers that your holiday house presents to your cat. It’s printable, so you can pass it along to fellow cat lovers. Keep Fluffy Safe!!!!

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Meditations with Meezers: Sacred Space

Meditations with Meezers: Sacred Space

“Your sacred space is where you can find yourself over and over again.” ~ Joseph Campbell Chey says: In other words, my bed is my sacred space. That means only I can use it. Ichiro: So is mine. Chey: You don’t have a bed. You’re always sleeping in mine. Ichiro: Then it’s doubly sacred, right? […]

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Ask Max: No Worries, Santa Is On Our Side, Doods

Ask Max: No Worries, Santa Is On Our Side, Doods

Dear Max, I’ve had a set-back, nice/naughty list-wise. But I managed a single jump triple ricochet dog-Woman-Man half gainer to the floor on the other side of the bed! At 4am. But, dood, it was awesome! Then I kinda got caught on the counter where I *know* I’m not supposed to be, but something up […]

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Friday Funnies: Cat Horror Movies

Friday Funnies: Cat Horror Movies

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for kittens or cats with nervous conditions.     via pleated jeans

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GIVEAWAY: $65 to Spend on Minted Greeting Cards!

GIVEAWAY: $65 to Spend on Minted Greeting Cards!

I’m one of those who foams at the mouth over really exquisite paper stock. I spend weeks selecting a company from which to buy my holiday cards. On the high end of the quality scale is Minted.com. Their designs are fresh and innovative, and they offer up to 54-point thick paper stock — that’s as […]

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Cats that look like pinup girls

Cats that look like pinup girls

  A new site — Cats That Look Like Pinup Girls — already has a tsunami of traffic, and it’s not hard to figure out why. They take vintage pinup calendar girl images and pair them with cats in idential poses.   It’s hard to tell what’s funnier — the funny contortions the models assume, […]

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Why Dogs Drool, Cats Rule

Why Dogs Drool, Cats Rule

Thare’s a reezin that cats have NO competishun frum dogs when it comes to the qwest for werld dominayshun, and that reezin is DOGS R STOOPID as evidensed by the foto above. Cats rule, dogs drool. THE END.

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13 Cats you won’t shoo down from your table

13 Cats you won’t shoo down from your table

This week we’ve got a baker’s dozen of striking cat-themed salt and pepper shaker sets. These are cats you won’t want to shoo down to the floor. Click any image or link for product info and pricing. We have several Romero Britto Cat Salt & Pepper Shaker Sets this week. I LOVE LOVE LOVE the brilliant use […]

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Trend is Friend for Pet-Owning Renters (INFOGRAPHIC)

Trend is Friend for Pet-Owning Renters (INFOGRAPHIC)

Back in the day, when we were renters, the prospect of moving focused almost entirely upon our cats. The pool of pet friendly properties was small and our list of cat-friendly requirements was long. We found landlords who would allow pets but required prohibitively ginormous pet deposits. A lot of the pet-friendly properties were dumps. […]

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[CAT CARTOON] A Cat’s Guide to Higgs Boson

[CAT CARTOON] A Cat’s Guide to Higgs Boson

The lamestream human-dominated media has been buzzing with the discovery of the Higgs boson, but as usual, they got it all wrong. The geniuses behind it are cats, and here’s the REAL story:

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ACT NOW! Free CATS Tickets (LA Area)

ACT NOW! Free CATS Tickets (LA Area)

If you live in the LA area and have always wanted to see the musical CATS, you’re in luck. Through the generosity of Iams, Mousebreath is able to offer a few of its lucky readers FREE tickets to a celebrity benefit purrformance of CATS in LA, CA (Orpheum Theatre) on Saturday (JUL 14) night. This […]

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What a Croc! The Sasquatch Mancat Mancave

What a Croc! The Sasquatch Mancat Mancave

Hay evrybuddy, Fred heer with anuther addishun of Mancat Mancaves. I have a cunfesshun to make. I realize that this pawticular mancat mancave is not that manly, but I thot the gerlcat in this foto wuz so hot, I wuz hoping that maybe if she wuz doing a vanity serch of herself online she’d run […]

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Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Happy Cinco de Mayo to all you gatos! We sercht in vane for Mexican cat food flayvers but coodn’d find any. Not even frum Fansy Feest hoo makes like a gazillion flayvors — but no enchilado flayver or taco flayver or nuthin. Maybe it’s just as well, cuz in my howse at leest, Mexican food […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Asleep

Meditations with Meezers: Asleep

  “You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.”—Navajo Proverb Chey says: Ummm… Clearly the Navajo were not cats. Ichiro: They should have sat on their heads. It works every time. Chey: Or land on their private parts. Ichiro: Or jump on their head. Chey: It appears to work on both ends, […]

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13 Fine Art Cat Prints Under $30

13 Fine Art Cat Prints Under $30

This week we have 13 Fine Art Cat Prints suitable for framing. Showcasing a broad range of styles, these are fun, colorful and inexpensive ways for the crazy cat lady to decorate her home. The best part? They’re super affordable – at around $30 or less. Click on any image to go to the product […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Fishing

Meditations with Meezers: Fishing

  “Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.”—Henry David Thoreau Chey says: Cats of course are always after fish. Ichiro: That’s good. Because I am not sure what else I would be after.

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13 Cat Coffee Art Masterpieces

13 Cat Coffee Art Masterpieces

Can’t live without your daily coffee fix? Can’t live without your daily dose of cat? You can get both in a single latte featuring a cat-themed masterpiece in foam — just choose a barista well-versed in cat coffee art. Here are 13 of our faves:   via Melissa Tse     via       […]

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Meditations with Meezers: A Single Leap

Meditations with Meezers: A Single Leap

  “It is by attempting to reach the top in a single leap that so much misery is caused in the world.”—William Cobbett Chey says: Often when you leap to a high place in one leap you knock things off and then humans get mad at you. Ichiro says: But once everything is knocked off […]

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Last Day to Enter One-Word Caption Contest!

Last Day to Enter One-Word Caption Contest!

Reminder: Today is the last day to enter Mousebreath’s 1-word caption contest. The winner gets a copy of The Devious Book for Cats, a manual for kittehs on how to achieve World Domination. Join the Feline Uprising, kittehs! Click here to enter.

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Meditations with Meezers: A Happy Death

Meditations with Meezers: A Happy Death

  As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. ~ Leonardo DaVinci ~ Cheysuli says: As some friends have crossed the Rainbow Bridge, I thought you might reflect on this quote. Ichiro: I think that we cats then must have happy deaths as our lives are well lived. […]

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