Tag: Larry

London Bobby Gives Larry a Helping Paw

London Bobby Gives Larry a Helping Paw

Larry, the cat who runs the UK from #10 Downing Street, was out snoopervising the ‘hood this week while a reporter was broadcasting a report in front of the residence. “B-O-R-I-N-G!” proclaimed Larry. He wanted to go back in the residence, but he has not yet mastered the art of unlocking closed doors. However, he’s […]

Read More

Westminster Gets Yet Another Mousing Officer

Westminster Gets Yet Another Mousing Officer

Another big stride has been made toward Feline World Domination with the addition of yet another cat to the ranks of mousers in Westminster. Larry, of course, is the Big Dog of the bunch, running affairs at 10 Downing St. as he gets the new PM up to speed. His nemesis, Palmerston, runs Foreign Affairs […]

Read More

Brexit Pales Next to Cat Fights on Downing St.

Brexit Pales Next to Cat Fights on Downing St.

It’s Tuxie vs. Tabby on London’s  Downing St. as Larry–the cat who runs the UK–protects  the sanctity of the Prime Minister’s office from Palmerston, the tuxie who runs the Foreign Office down the street. An earlier kerfuffle left Larry with a hurty paw, but he got Palmerston back, getting a swath of fur from between the […]

Read More

“YOU’RE FIRED!” Larry the 10 Downing St cat gets axed

“YOU’RE FIRED!” Larry the 10 Downing St cat gets axed

He was only doing what many politicians do once they’re in office. Kick back and coast. Larry — the cat who runs the UK — was hired to resolve Downing Street’s rodent infestation. But today, because of his lackluster purrformance, he was fired from his position as the country’s Chief Mouser. Despite being promoted by […]

Read More

Larry the 10 Downing St Cat Gets Poor Purrformance Review

Larry the 10 Downing St Cat Gets Poor Purrformance Review

Larry, the 10 Downing St Cat who runs the UK, has found it difficult to find time to kill mice at the residence while he also runs the country. This week at a dinner between the Prime Minister (aka Larry’s lackey), Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith, and other ministers, a mouse appeared and […]

Read More

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox

Join other followers