Tag: Skeezix the Cat

Ask Max the Feline Life Coach
[ 4 ] June 24, 2013 |

Ask Max the Feline Life Coach

Max, what’s gonna happen without Skeezy now? The world is gonna be a lot less fabulous and pink! When will the hurt go away? I don’t know when the hurt will go away. Sometimes it takes a week or so, sometimes it takes a lot longer. Skeez’s level of awesome was so high that I […]

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Meezix Meditations
[ 4 ] September 10, 2012 |

Meezix Meditations

“You can’t always get what you want. But if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need.” — Mick Jagger & Keith Richards Skeezix: Why are we doing meditations this week insted of Chey and Ichi? Mao: I think Chey is away gitting Liposukshun on her big booty. Skeezix: So what […]

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Happy 4th of July, Kittehs!
[ 8 ] July 4, 2012 |

Happy 4th of July, Kittehs!

Stay out of trubble this 4th of July by hiding under the bed and not coming out until it’s tomorrow. If yoo git reely nerviss win yoo heer fireworks, pop over to moderncat.net today and enter the drawing for a thundershirt that will make yoo feel kozy and safe! Be careful out thare!

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Concatulations, Skeezix!
[ 11 ] June 23, 2012 |

Concatulations, Skeezix!

Mousebreath would like to extend warm concatulations to staff member Skeezix the Cat, who won the Best Blog Design Award at BlogPaws’ Nose-to-Nose pet blogging and social media awards which took place tonight in Salt Lake City, UT. Skeezix told Mousebreath, “I owe it all to Chey’s mom, who gave me a good luck kiss […]

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13 Reasons We’re about to Wet Our Pants
[ 9 ] June 14, 2012 |

13 Reasons We’re about to Wet Our Pants

BlogPaws is just a week away, and the excitement here is effervescing like Mentos in a Coke bottle. Skeezix and I are collaborating on this week’s Thursday 13 post to share the top reasons we’re about to wet ourselves in anticipation of the world’s biggest pet blogger social media conference in Salt Lake City next week. […]

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Happy Cinco de Mayo!
[ 8 ] May 5, 2012 |

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Happy Cinco de Mayo to all you gatos! We sercht in vane for Mexican cat food flayvers but coodn’d find any. Not even frum Fansy Feest hoo makes like a gazillion flayvors — but no enchilado flayver or taco flayver or nuthin. Maybe it’s just as well, cuz in my howse at leest, Mexican food […]

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Don’t Furget to Look at Christmas Lites!
[ 9 ] December 25, 2011 |

Don’t Furget to Look at Christmas Lites!

As you may or mayn’t know, evry yeer we have a tradishun at my house. The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face and me go out in the bloo masheen and we drive around the nayberhood looking at Krissmiss lites. It is vary byootiful and vary fun. The most importunt thing to do before you […]

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Five Years Ago Today, the Cat Blogosphere Exploded
[ 37 ] September 16, 2011 |

Five Years Ago Today, the Cat Blogosphere Exploded

….and Skeezix celebrated his 2nd birthday. And what a birthday it was! That party’s been on my mind a lot lately. At Blogpaws a couple of weeks ago, I finally met Jake and Bathsheba’s mom. J & B have gone to the bridge, and she now shares a home with Mr Emerson and Nicky. We’d […]

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The BEST Book of the Summer
[ 6 ] July 19, 2011 |

The BEST Book of the Summer

As many of you know, when I was a kitten, I reely wunted to ride the short bus and go to skool. In fact, around this time evry yeer, I start dreeming about it, probly cuz of all the Target bak-to-skool ads on teevee. But evry yeer, me an Mr Tasty Face wood wate for […]

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My Time on Ford’s Test Track by Skeezix the Cat
[ 6 ] July 2, 2011 |

My Time on Ford’s Test Track by Skeezix the Cat

As you all know, I am a vary good driver. And I like driving Fords. Cuz the name is eezy to spell. Last week, me and the Food Lady got invited by Ford to a teknology confrinse that was vary intristing. The best part was on the 3rd day win we got to go out […]

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Get This Cat an Air Guitar!
[ 2 ] June 27, 2011 |

Get This Cat an Air Guitar!

Slacker Cat Watches Slayer – Watch more Funny Videos OK, some of you (maybe most of you) will want to myoot the sound while you watch this documentary video that shows that the Thrash Metal genre can inklood at leest one cat among its aficionados. Next stop: Megadeath! As for me, I still prefur show […]

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Skeezix Meets C.C. Chapman, Blogging Guru
[ 0 ] June 24, 2011 |

Skeezix Meets C.C. Chapman, Blogging Guru

Most of you know that me and the mousebreath! staff were in Dearborn, Mishygun this week for the Forward with Ford technology conference. I will be sharing sum of the neet stuff we did thare, but if I wate any longer to tell you about meeting C. C. Chapman, I’m gonna wet my pants. We […]

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Eat Your Heart Out, Toonces!
[ 2 ] June 20, 2011 |

Eat Your Heart Out, Toonces!

Mousebreath’s Roving Repurrter Skeezix the Cat is in Dearborn Michigan this week to take a few laps at Ford’s Test Track and to sit in at a technology conference. While in Dearborn tonight, Skeezix spotted the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile, so of course, he had to git his pikcher taken with it. Because next to the […]

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