DOOOOD!!! Whuts with the hots???? I’m dyin’ here!!!!
I KNOW, RIGHT??? It happens every freaking year! On the plus side, my people bought a brand new air conditioner last year so it can be super hot outside and I don’t care.
On a different tack, or should I say paw path, Mrs H is checking out the dance scene and wants to learn some kick ass moves when she heads for Club 50-70 next week. What are the best dances, for humans, and us cats, and is there one we can do together, or is that just way too risky!?
Erin the Cat
Hm. I would worry about my tail getting stomped on if I danced with a person. I’m pretty sure if my people started dancing, I’d just go hide until the insanity passed. Though I suppose if you really want to dance, the Hokey Pokey is safe enough. Just…after you put your right foot in and then your right foot out, once you’re done shaking it all, put that chit away.
Oh wise Max,
My name is Riley and I am 18 years old, going on 19 on August 1st. I have gone #2 outside the litter box 2 in the past month, my human mom is worried that it might mean that I have given up. I haven’t mastered the English language yet, so you have any advice?
Going outside the box twice in a month might be a sign to keep an eye on things, especially at your age, but I wouldn’t be too alarmed yet. I’ve gone outside the box a couple times lately, too, but one time was because the box was not as clean as I like (I am super picky) and one time was because Buddah was in the box and jumped out as I approached and literally scared it out of me.
It happens. We’re old, so it might happen every now and then.
Tell your mom to keep an eye on things: like, the quality of your poop and whether it’s loose or normal or too dry looking, if it’s lighter in color that usual or darker, or if it smells worse than normal. If you’re pooping and it looks like normal poop, chances are it’s happened just because you’re an old dood and poop happens.
If there’s anything off about the poop she’s finding, going to the vet is a good idea, just for a checkup. But really, if you’re eating and drinking, and your poop looks normal, I’d chalk it up to being old.
And really…I’ve peed outside the box a few times lately, too, but that really is Buddah scaring it out of me. Well, that and I like peeing in the bathtub. Just because I can.
DOOD WHAT ARE U DOING THIS SUMMER? WE”RE DOING THE M-WORD. I DON’T LIKE IT.
Ugh, I feel your pain. I’ve done the M-word so much that it sucks. This summer, we’re kinda doing it without doing it…the people are rearranging the whole house, which is like moving without having to go outside. And Buddah is POSITIVE that we’ve moved, like, 3 times in the last week.
Mostly, I stare at the people when they sit down and take a break. So that’s my summer. Staring.
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