HAY MAX, WARE COOD I GIT ONE OF FINNEGANS SISTERZ KITTINS WITH 22 NIPPULS?
She’ll probably look a lot like this.
Wise Guru Uncle Max, I have a question. Have you ever been in love? If so, what does it feel like?
Max, how many times will I have to chew the mom’s shoelaces before she stops getting mad about it and just lets me do it?
Max do you really watch Doctor Who?
Hey do you really hate everything?
Can I be your friend on Facebook?
Max, I have been waiting and waiting and waiting for the second Tuesday of next week so that we can have our date, but it never seems to get here. Is it ever going to? Love, Weezer
Just a head’s up: next week Ask Max Monday might be Ask Max Tuesday, because the Woman is going to be off doing boobie things over the weekend and probably won’t leave the computer on for me. But go ahead a leave questions, either here or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. She’ll turn the computer on for me Monday evening, and I’ll answer them then.