Max, why did it go all black this week? It was pretty cool. The humans couldn’t see and it wuz funny cuz we could see just fine. I can’t wait for it to go all black again.
The Northern California power outage is a complicated topic, but I’ll say this much: everything went black because rich people wanna get richer, and mumble-mumble-mumble-things about safety and stuff, but my gut says it was more about $$$.
I wouldn’t be in a huge hurry for it to happen again, though. Once is fun, especially when it’s not super-hot or super-cold outside, but winter is coming and it’s going to be chilly, and if there’s no power there’s no warm-air blowing thingy working, and then all of your useless nipples will be standing at attention. And no one wants to see that.
A very long time ago the people lived in North Dakota and the power went out for 4 or 5 days during a blizzard. I hear about that every time the power so much as flickers here because it sucked so hard for them. Yeah, that’s not something I want to go through. Clearly, it scarred them for life.
And thinking about it, I don’t want to go that long without my water fountain, and I need power for that to work. Without it, I would just get standing water, and that’s, like, peasant water.
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Doods. If I don’t get more questions, the Woman is going to wear these pants again.
We can’t have that.
I’ll go blind.
Think of me, okay?
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