This weekend the Woman has been off doing things other than paying attention to me and catering to my whims. Worse, the Man is complicit in her inattention by going off and doing things with her. We’ve gotten NO work done, and because of that, no Ask Max Monday this week.
Today, though, it’s her birthday. She’s either 97 or 71 or 83 or something like that. Old, that’s what. And she’s going off and doing things that don’t involve me YET AGAIN, and I bet I don’t even get a bite of birthday cake.
Where’s the cake, lady???
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