This is what I do all week when I don’t have questions to answer:
Well, okay, it’s what I would do if I had one of those things. I wanted one but the Woman was all, “No, no, you can’t buy one because you would play with it for five minutes and then you’d never touch it again,” but she’s like 5 kinds of WRONG on that. I would play the CHIT out of that thing. ALL NIGHT LONG. And doods, I would totally let her play with it, too, because she needs repetitive things like that to focus on, otherwise she’s all grumpy and sit here watching really bad tattoo shows on TV, and that’s just boring to witness after a while.
I also do stuff that looks a lot like this during the week when I have no questions to ponder:
Or I would if I could get Buddah to do it, too, and if we could get some burger thingies to wear. They’d be like crowns! I’d be the king and he’d be the princess!
Man…now I want some burger thingies. And a burger. And a few questions.