RENO: I still don’t unnerstand why thy don’t appreesheeate a little Currier and Ives diorama. It takes SKILLZ to unroll that much tee pee without gitting cawt.
HOMER: Number two, the man keeps binjing on deepressing showz on the teevee. He watched all of Man hoo got hi in the tower and The Ixpanse. Took him a long time to git thru all thoze showz.
RENO: I don’t like distopiun werld of tomorrow shoze.
HOMER: Or distopiun werld of yesterday shoze.
RENO: As fer Numbers three thru ten …. see Number 1.
HOMER: But we finely got to watch sumthing WE liked, and it wuz a big winner!
RENO: YES! Turn up the volyoom hi on this one!
HOMER: It’s called “Funny Cats and Kittens Meowing Compilation,” and the name kinda sez it all.
RENO: I keeped running around the back of the teevee lookin for the kittehs!
HOMER: Sum of them wuz speekin diffrint languajes!
RENO: And they are STILL trapped inside the teevee! Shood we call 911?