Well, as you all know, I’ve often been thwartid in my attempts to go to skool on the short bus. I have gottin to gest-teech at Jeter Harrises mom’s skool on da grate Lon Guyland…
… and DMM’s mom pulled sum strings to git a pikcher of me on the short bus:
But it has bin a struggle.
So I think I need to raze my ambishuns and just go strate to collidge.
I got this thot becuz Totoro the Cat just past his entrinse exam at Ekerd Collidge in St Petersberg Florida. Totoro is a Mane Coon, and the skool lets stoodints have pets if they are rejisterd and pass a helth skreening. No werd on wither they have to pass a spellin’ test, too.
So kittehs, line up to attend da grate Ekerd Collidge in Florida! Knowlidge is power, and it’s the ferst step toward werld domination!