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Category: Ask Max Monday
Max the Psycho Kitty–MouseBreath’s resident cat etiquette expert and life coach–answers reader’s questions.
Ask Max Monday: Who, Me? Make Fun of Someone?
Great answers, you are most certainly worth steak. Any advice for how to get a cat…
Ask Max Monday: Quarantine Day #8,265
Hi Max! I don’t know what to do about the kitty that lives outside the window.…
Ask Max Monday: Week in Review
All right, doods, I hope you’re all doing well and your people aren’t driving you six…
Ask Max Monday: Zooooom
Max, the only reason any cat would need a bath is if they’ve got something gross…
Ask Max Monday: There’s gonna be a hairball…
What will you be doing to entertain the troops during this undoubted crisis of humanity, and…
Ask Max Monday: Delay of the Glowing Kitty
So nice of you to offer your books for free. Max. My human already has them…
Ask Max Monday: There’s No Place Like Home
Dear Wise Max, My name is Sonny, but my mama calls me Muffin, or Fluffyfloofkins (why…
Ask Max Monday: I Am a Raggedy Man…
O Wise Max, This is Dot and I have suffered an indignity…momma gave me a bath.…
Ask Max Monday: HAPPY WINDOW SEASONS!
Max! A STAINLESS STEEL litter box?!? How did we miss this development? What does it look…
Ask Max Monday: Don’t Bite The Tail
Max, The human has a blankie that is sometimes very warm. Like, if you could sit…
Ask Max Monday: Dood. What Is It?
There was a discussion regarding the tiny white bowl placed in front of my mancat cubbie.…
Ask Max Monday: There is Love…
Max, how will you be preparing for Valentines Day? If not you, will the staff be…
Ask Max Monday: Super Awesome Week
Hi! Know what I’ve been doing all week? I’ll tell you. No. I’ll SHOW you. It’s…
Ask Max Monday: Treat Yo’self
Dear Max. That festive occasion on the 25th (not Christmas, as we do not celebrate that)…
Ask Max Monday: RIDE ON, DOOD!
Dear Mr. Max, My name is Max too! My mom lady named me after you and…
Ask Max Monday: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Doods! I hope you’ve had an awesome holiday season–and it’s not over. We still have New…
Ask Max Monday: About Santa’s List…
You are, of course, right about life without cat hair all over being not what it’s…
Ask Max Monday: Doods, I’m Gonna Get SOOO Rich!
My question is, is there any way to make fresh laundry unattractive to cats? We had…
Ask Max Monday: Bolt It Down, Like, Right Now…
Do you have any tips for how to train dogs not to be so annoying to…