happee birfday to da grate derek jeter, hizself.

In the Dugout with Jeter Harrisbrudderz an sistahz an sportzfanz uv all agez … dis iz jeter harris, reportin to u frum da dugowt.
i’m wid mi brudder matsui talkin abowt baseball an owr favrit player … da grate derek jeter … el capitan … birfday boy.
yesturday wuz dj’z 37th birfday (wut iz dat … like 5 or 6 fer a cat?!) anyhoo … he selubrated in two placez: 1–on da dee-el an 2–in sum rehab joint in da funshine state. i’m sure dat he wuzzen’t happee abowt dis becuz hiz teemmatez an sum grate old timerz (like yogi berra an whitey ford an lou piniella an tino martinez an bernie williams an da grate joe torre, hizself) were selubratin a yankee win over da rockiez!
dj iz gettin older. 37 iz sumwut old fer a profeshunel baseball player. he’z havin sum trubbel widda calf mussel. but he will be back.
heer iz sum stuff u may or mayen’t find intrestin abowt derek jeter (aside frum da fact dat he haz da same name az yerz troolee!)

  1. he haz been da yankeez shortstop since 1996 (wen he wuz 21 yeerz old)
  2. he haz played in da werld seriez 7 timez an he haz 5 werld seriez ringz.
  3. he wuz rookie uv da yeer
  4. he wuz all star mvp
  5. he wuz werld seriez mvp
  6. he izza silver slugger an gold glove
  7. he iz da all time yankee hit leader an jus a fyoo hitz away frum 3000
  8. mos importunt … he haz been da captin uv da noo york yankeez since 2003 an he iz da gratest.
    hiz girlfrend’z name iz “minka” wich i think wood be a grate name fer a cat.

i’m hopin dat he getz fixed up soon becuz i miss him.
happee (belatid) birfday derek jeter! matsui an i luv u!

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