Happy Cinco de Mayo to all you gatos! We sercht in vane for Mexican cat food flayvers but coodn’d find any. Not even frum Fansy Feest hoo makes like a gazillion flayvors — but no enchilado flayver or taco flayver or nuthin. Maybe it’s just as well, cuz in my howse at leest, Mexican food causes sonic booms to come out of the peeples poo launchers. And boy duz that stink! It’s disgusting.
Anyway, Happy Cinco de Gatos, and steer kleer of yer peeple’s poo launchers tonite!