Well, mancats, I have good mews and bad mews.
The good mews is that I found my dreem Mancat Mancave. It is over two cats tall, and over 3-1/2 cats long. It has wall to seeling carpet inside and out. And it has TWO rooms: one, the mastercat bedroom sweet, and the other the teevee/catnip/mancat game room.
Heer are a cupple of diffrint views of this grate Mancat Mancave:
Becuz it is disguised as an Ice Cream Truck, you can LURE the gerlcats with the promise of Ben N Jerry’s wich no gerlcat can reezist.
And, you can pick yer own colors. It is custum made. Heer are all yer color choices:
And the bad mews?
Well, the ferst part of the bad mews is that it costs almost $600. The secund part of the bad mews is that it is “not currently available.”
So I found the Mancat Mancave of my dreems, and it was so close I could almost taste it. But drooling over it is the closest I’ll git to owning it.
I think I’m gonna go drown my sorrows in sum Chunky Munkey.