MAX I HAVE A QWESCHUN THARE IS A REELY SNARKY LOWD CAT IN THIS HOWSE NAMED MAO AND EVEN THO I TRY TO PLAY WITH HIM AND I GIVE HIM LIKS I THINK HE IS JELLUS OF MY FURCHIN AND MY WAY WITH THE LAYDEEZ CUZ HE WILL NOT STOP HISSIN AND SNARKING AT ME THIS HAS GONE ON FOR SIX YEERS SO I DON’T THINK HE’S GONNA CHANGE CAN HE COME LIVE WITH YOO? ~ TRIPPER THE PSYKO STRAY CAT
Sure. He can even have his own little apartment. I hope he doesn’t mind sharing it with the rumbly bikes, though. I don’t think they stink too much, and if he’s lucky, he might meet a roof rat in there! Sometimes they come outta the roof to dig through stuff in the rumbly bike room. (The people think they’re gone, but I don’t think so. Mao will have tons of fun with them!)
Oh, and there’s lots of shelves and stuff to climb on and things on them to knock over. Once in a while the Man goes out there and plays with his wood, and it gets a little noisy when he does, but maybe Mao could sneak inside the rest of the house while that’s going on. Yeah, I don’t think I’d want to be in the rumbly bike room when that’s going on.
Actually, I don’t want to be in that room at all. But Mao’s welcome to it!
Hey Max, My human female has let me into the yard for supervised fun, but now she wants me back in and is tempting me with kitty treats. What should I do? Love Meret
Go inside! Inside there are no rude intruder kitties, there’s a place to poop, there’s food and water and lots of safe places to snooze. Outside there’s horrible, awful, loud things that squish kitties! Seriously! Take the treats, and go inside! Quick, before some sticky little person wanders into the yard and grabs your furs and pulls your tail!
What scares you the most?
The idea that the world might run out of cans of Stinky Goodness. That would be, like, the worst. Oh man. Now I’m gonna have nightmares about that…