“You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.”—Navajo Proverb
Chey says: Ummm… Clearly the Navajo were not cats.
Ichiro: They should have sat on their heads. It works every time.
Chey: Or land on their private parts.
Ichiro: Or jump on their head.
Chey: It appears to work on both ends, no matter whether they’re really asleep or not.