Meezix Meditations

meezix meditations with mao and skeezix on mousebreath

“You can’t always get what you want. But if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need.”
— Mick Jagger & Keith Richards

Skeezix: Why are we doing meditations this week insted of Chey and Ichi?
Mao: I think Chey is away gitting Liposukshun on her big booty.
Skeezix: So what do we have to do?
Mao: Meditate on the meening of this saying by two of the most profowndest fillosoferz of the 20th sentury.
Skeezix: Well this one’s easy.
Mao: Whut do you think it meens?
Skeezix: You can’t always get Fancy Feast Grilled Turkey in Gravy, but if you try reel hard you can brake into the treet drawer and git those soft-center Greenies. Or Pitr Pats.
Mao: You ketch on qwik little buddy. How about brakin’ into that treet drawer for me and bring back some Friskies Party Mix?

4 thoughts on “Meezix Meditations

  1. Then again, maybe I was just sitting around hitting the mousebreath.com address over and over and over again until I wore my paw out and nothing ever came up!

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