Randy Russian Blue Needs Glucose Drip After Mating Binge

KITTEHS! Do not try this at home!

An exhausted (but very happy) cat needed a glucose drip after mating with at least five females in single night after staff let him out of his cage at a pet hotel when they went home.

Xiaopi the Russian Blue was left at a posh cat hotel by his owners, Mr and Mrs Zhao, in Guangdong Province in South China. Mr Zhao said that he had explicitly told the business that Xiaopi had not been neutered

“Between around 10:40 pm and 5 am, my cat mated with five female cats. And those are only the ones I could see in the CCTV footage.”

Mr. Zhao claims that the pet hotel staff then blamed him for the incident and complained that some of the cat owners weren’t planning on their cats having kittens.

Zhao said, “They had the nerve to be upset with me. They wanted me to explain the situation to all the other owners. My f***ing cat is exhausted and on a glucose drip, and this is my fault?”

Mr. Zhao later revealed that the pet hotel apologized and offered to pay for Xiaopi’s fluid therapy.

He added, “They’re going to compensate each pregnant cat’s owner 500 Renminbi (£56), and have promised to sell any kittens on their behalf.”

“The other owners have also told me they’ll either give me a kitten or 1,000 Renminbi (£113) if their cats turn out to be pregnant.

(A pedigreed Russian Blue can be worth anything between £350 to well over £1,000.)

Xiaopi has since regained his strength, is in a stable condition, and expects to soon be ready to take on all comers.

One thought on “Randy Russian Blue Needs Glucose Drip After Mating Binge

  1. Erm, maybe it’s just me, but this seems soo wrong! That dude needs to be paying maintenance for the kittens, as well as college/university education fees. Hell, he needs to be going out to work! Mind you, if he’s one of those Moggigarch cats then I guess he doesn’t work and can afford it!
    Selling the kittens is however very wrong. You’d almost think they’d staged this!

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