OH. MY. DOG.
Are these ho shoes or what? It’s an embarrassment of riches, with real genuine cubic zirconium diamonds all over, including the Hello Kitty face. But if you’re short, you’ll love wearing them because you’ll be about two feet taller.
The part I really love — the part that makes these really truly trashy — is the patent leathered zippers that form the straps. I think you’re required by law to wear fishnet stockings with these.
And, when you break your ankle falling off of them, the paramedics can unzip to release your feet. Somebody out there must be able to figure out how to incorporate these into a Halloween costume?
Sorry, I don’t have purchase info on these.