Ask Max Monday: The Other White Meat

Am I wrong for biting the mom when she removes my eye boogers? I mean, I…

Ask Max Monday: When In Doubt, POOF

Dear Maxx, I am a princess, a VERY pampered princess (Sphynx) and mommy just told me…

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Dear Max, I want to ask you a very purrsonal question and it is okay if…

Ask Max Monday: Wakey, Wakey

Max, with this baby thing coming soon we are loosing some of our stuff. The treadmill…

Ask Max Monday: Yep, People are Mental

Can you explain to us why it is that humans always seem so intent upon embarrassing…

Ask Mao Monday

  Dood, ware’s Max?Max is at home wating for his woman to git her bupkiss in…

Ask Max Monday: Getting Rid of the Riff Raff

Hey Max, do pesky foster kittens taste like chikkin? No, man, they taste like marshmallow fluff…

Ask Max Monday: In The Raw

Yo Maxi! I been eatin’ the kibble for alla my days, all 6 years of them,…

Ask Max: Sometimes Ya Gotta Compensate

Dear Maxy Goodness, I know you can train people but is it possible to train a…

Ask Max Monday: Shave and Squint

MAX I HAVE A QWESCHUN. IS IT TROO THAT I WILL GROW HARE ON MY PAWPADS…

Ask Max Monday: Do I Get the Balls Rolling or Not?

We haf another question. Dis one foster monster has been here for like over 2 MONTHS!!…

Ask Max Monday: The Little Green Monster

Mr. Max, I have a sticky person that got very tall, and today he brought home…

Ask Max Monday: Doobie Doobie Do

I just got a cat. How often should I scoop the litter box? Every time kitty…

Ask Max Monday: To Kick, Or Not To Kick…?

Our human is saving moneys to get us a spiffy new toy. Which should we get…

Ask Max Monday: No More Name Calling!

Dear Max, I have a problem. I am a full figured cat. My mommy says I…

Ask Max Monday: Well…

  How shocking! No one had any questions for me this week! Well, my People did,…

Ask Max Monday: Working Hard for the Body

How do you keep your muscles? You work out, right? Dood. I’m exhausted just thinking about…

Ask Max Monday: The Day After Christmas

‘Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house The kitties were buzzed, high on…

Ask Max Monday: The Holidays Are Coming! The Holidays are Coming!

Dear Max, Christmas is coming and I need to get presents for my Mom and furless…

Ask Max Monday: Hey, hey, we want Chey!

Dude–your person is a writer and mine is starting to write more and more but she’s…

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